82. Listening to your iPod loudly and stopping to tie your laces on the railway line. I'm sure you can guess the next part.
82. Listening to your iPod loudly and stopping to tie your laces on the railway line. I'm sure you can guess the next part.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
83) Haveing an angry cat thrown at your face.
If no one has said this:
84) Getting hit by a bus/truck/train/tram/van/car... etc...
or
85) Bleeding to death after trying a new trend of streaking in a boxing ring.
was all like
to
who was acctually feeling
due to the fact that
:oscar:
& :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party.
patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year.
,
felt
, but :moose: (who knows when (as the
person he is) he came in) was more of a
. :magus: jumped in and told
BROKEN
with :rsl:
The end!
66% of sig statistics are fake- and so is this one.
86. Lighting a match while covered in gasoline.
Leve me alone!
87 eat to many sunflower seeds without chewing the go poo and the seeds rip a hole in the sides of your anus and you bleed internally and die
88. Getting in Jack Bauer's way.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
89.-threatening the president with a pistol-shaped lighter
/b/ecause none of us are as cruel as all of us.
90. The old "let's a dig a hole and put leaves over it so that somebody falls in!" trick. Only they forgot to stop digging and consequently ended up in outer space.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
99) AIDS
92) SuperAIDS
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
93) Rengori posting 10 times in this thread
there was a picture here
94) Old Manus being a /b/tard
95 no tv
Originally Posted by CloudDragon
Same thing.
Yep, two posts behind you.
One way per post =o
This is going to take a while to type out, so at the risk of having somebody post before I finish I'm not going to put a number one it. I may have posted it already in another thread just for the sake of getting a doomsday plan out there, but I'm too tired at the moment to check.
I was sitting in the back of the room during science class one day a few years ago while the teacher was talking about air pressure, and how in an inflated balloon the internal pressure it constantly pushing outward trying to escape; when a hole is poked into the balloon it all tries escaping from the hole at one the balloon explode from the pressure. At the moment I happened to be paying very little attention and was flipping through random pages in the textbook and saw a few pages on the structure of the planet.
The core of the earth is composed of dense metals that would be hot enough to change into their gas form; however, the extreme weight from the crust and mantle keep them mostly in solid and liquid form. Certainly there must be a lot of internal pressure caused by the metals trying to expand, right?
Hmmm... Extreme internal pressure... what would happen if you would drill a hole to the core of the earth? My theory suggests the same thing that happens when you shove a needle into a balloon, except on a much more violent scale. The force from solid metals instantly turning to gas and shooting from the core to the surface could be enough to destroy the planet, right? Well, the problem is finding the equipment.
If the planet isn't destroyed in a violent explosion it could still cause massive death in many ways. Metal gases filling the air... not only searing hot but also very toxic, right? And after the gases fill the air they're going to eventually cool and harden, causing metal to rain and hail onto the surrounding cities. And last but not least, the complete loss of the planet's core would probably cause serious imbalance in gravity... gravity is created by large and dense objects, so what happens when the dense planet core is no longer at the center of the planet?
Plenty of consequences there, but I think it all would be able to fall under "Death by drilling a hole to the core of the planet."
*Edit* Subtracting those two that were already previously posted and that second "AIDS" post by Baloki, I'm #93.
95. Picking your nose and sticking your finger too far in
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