Elections: The Badass Mother smurfers Party

[Garnie]

i am a bad ass mother smuther! yay

[fire_of_avalon]

Sign me up and hand me my cleaver.

Cleaver? Whatever floats your boat, I reckon. Welcome aboard.

Lynx told me he might create a party, but if he doesn't I am so in on this. Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis are the badasses of Badassville.

I have a present for you. I have never used this smilie in all my years at EoFF.

I'll join, Clint Eastwood is the most BAMF of all time.

Welcome aboard, Rengori.

I thought Lynx left forever.

I'm sick and tired of these mothersmurfin snakes in this mothersmurfin party.

(by the way I'm in)

Kickass, Del Tony.

You're describing me, I cannot deny it. But Chakan is a 1 palyer gamer, there is no second controller port for this platform.

We're all loners, man. That's part of the code of the BAMF. Besides your wo/man, you stand alone. But we're banding together this once to bring kung fu and kickassery to an otherwise sleepy little forum. You should join us, man.

*Lights cigarette, puts on leather jacket, and rides into the sunset on his harley.*

*Then kicks someone for no reason*

You can park your bike in the BAMF garage (that lean-to shed over yonder) then have a cheap beer.

Also, I wanted to point out that BAMF is the sound effect comic book artists use when Nightcrawler from the X-Men disappears. We're even more badass now.

[Firo Volondé]

Whose mother do I have to smurf to join this party?

[fire_of_avalon]

All of 'em, but only if you want to.

[Firo Volondé]

Excellent! *smurfs* I'm in.

[Loony BoB]

I'm confused. I play Gran Turismo once in a while, meaning I answer yes to at least one of your original questions. Then after that, you say 'then get out of my thread' or something similar. Then you go on to say you play Gran Turismo. This has caused me much confusion and I think in the end I might have to pee on your doormat.

[Giga Guess]

WHAT?! No greeting for me?!

No. No dry humps for you, Red.

[fire_of_avalon]

Excellent! *smurfs* I'm in.

Heck yeah. I like to see that kind of enthusiasm.

I'm confused. I play Gran Turismo once in a while, meaning I answer yes to at least one of your original questions. Then after that, you say 'then get out of my thread' or something similar. Then you go on to say you play Gran Turismo. This has caused me much confusion and I think in the end I might have to pee on your doormat.

What you have to understand is the significant difference between self-righteous nerds for the sake of nerdom and badass nerds. Nerds for the sake of nerdom talk a big game, but they don't back it up.

As badass nerds, we spit our game, we bring our game, and we look way, way cooler doing it. We do the some of the same things as nerds, but we don't ascribe to the same mindset.

Also, we don't have doormats, we just have electric barbed wire surrounding our headquarters front door.

EDIT: Sorry about that, Giga. Either we posted at the same time so I didn't see you, or your sheer badassness made you invisible for a minute. We're more than happy you came aboard.

[Loony BoB]

I'll have to pee elsewhere, then.

[fire_of_avalon]

There's an empty keg in the corner everyone else has been using. You're welcome to it.

[1337]

im in do you know why just look at the name thats why its just total bamf all over and so am i !!!

[fire_of_avalon]

You have spunk. A whole, whole, whole lot of spunk. Welcome to the party.

[1337]

thanks =| i dont smile i constanly have a poker face because a a bamf thats y does everyone in The Badass mother smurfers get a sig like yours 0.o

[fire_of_avalon]

Because Hsu made one for us, so we can show our unity throughout the forums.

If you scroll up in this thread, you'll see the sig he made. Feel free to use it. I may add it to the first post later. Right now, I have class.

[1337]

know, know i am of you lot =| (poker face)