Spoliers within:

Professor Xavier dies, but comes back in a new body.

Rosebud is a sled.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Yagami Light/Kira is killed by Ryuk.

Kalas has been working for the empire since the beginning of the game.

Lucy killed Kouta's father and sister.

Yuna will die if she performs the final summoning.

Terra is half-esper.

All the SeeDs were in the same orphanage, but don't remember.

Kadaj turns into Sephiroth.

Mario saves the princess.

Naomi injected FoxDIE into Snake to kill people, Liquid is the inferior son of Big Boss, Liquid dies and his hand is used to replace Revolver Ocelot's, the Ninja is Grey Fox, Raiden is a bishie.

Katou and Kishimoto die, Katou is revived.

V dies and is replaced by Evey.

Dilandau used to be Allan's sister.

Rorshach dies.

Shounen Bat/Little Slugger is a product of that woman's mind.

Roomy is the serial killer.

Jack dies (this one is for so many stories!)

The man breaks Angel's egg.

Robin is a witch.

Tetra is Zelda.

Ryu's long-lost sister is the thief.

Ivalice is a product of Mewt's mind.

Alex beats Pious.

Harman is one of Garcian's personalities, not the other way around.

Shiek is Zelda.

The giants were friends with the skull kid.

Zero dies, but not really, then dies again, but not really again, and then dies again, but, again, not rly 4 rls.

The Prince rewinds time to before the attack on India, making Farrah forget him.

The Prince kills Kaileena.

The Prince doesn't kill Kaileena, but the Dahaka instead.

The Prince kills the Vizier.

Shadow dies.

Leia is Luke's sister.

Metal Sonic captured Robotnik and impersonated him.

Bowser Jr. thinks that Peach is his mother.

Kratos is working for Yggdrasil.

Yggdrasil is Mithos.

Mithos is the legendery hero Mithos.

Captain Blue is Sylvia's father.

Emperor Black is Joe's father.

You're Ace Harding, detective. You've been framed.

Lynx is Serge or something.

Frog is Glenn.

Bartz's father was a Dawn Warrior or whatever.

Ramza isn't dead.

That is all.