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I'm gonna perform Rapper's Delight for you except I'll exchange "Hank" for "Kyle" and imitate my mental representation of your voice during Hank's part.

We did? And we did? I had no idea on either account, but I suppose my birthday greetings are gonna be a lot more gangsta from now on.

It was pretty negligent to not mention rapping.

Actually I like his sweater better than his hair.

I don't know what his hair has to do with the 50s though.

Or we could have them face off in a wrestling deathmatch and charge the audience.

No, I just can't fiddle very well. I know a cat that can, though.

I agree.

Hm. On second thoughts...

My dad does that every time he happens to be in the same room. Only he's all "Why are you hitting that poor insect?" and such snarky little questions instead. But the vagina trick is good, I'll adopt that.