Meat Puppet

Well that depends on which swine you mean. If you mean our old horse PM then nope, we ditched her in favour of a guy with a strange speech impediment.

...i suppose it will have to do
for the moment...

You are everyone I aspire to be.

Well, well well Liam!

Look who it is!

The Meteor
The Magic Point!
Dangermeat
MR M Pizzler
The Muppets 1, 2, 3, & Treasure Island
The M Burger!


..Okay this is taking too much time. Good to see a friendly face back.

I apologise! I was sleepish earlier when you contacted me, I feel very ashamed of myself. I was sprawled across my bed, snoozing in my clothes, completely by accident! I had not planned to be there at all.

Speaking of corn, I recently had a dream about corn. The stalks were taller than the highest trees and the corncobs were gigantic. I think dreaming about cornfields is a good thing.

It's kind of embarrassing.

CONFESS

Then answer me this, from where did I get these handcuffs that I so gracefully strike my nipples with?