JackNapier

your name is so close to what we call my cat. His name is Young Cato, but sometimes we'll call him nape or Jackanape.

Your sig is very interesting. Watchmen mini.

Whaaa?!

We got rid of the wenches a long time ago. We have service droids now.

And now we celebrate with Bagel Bites!

It's written all over your face m' friend. The sauce on your mouth tells the tale.

You have passed the test of the self proclaimed Guardian of EoFF. You are forevermore as cool as your avatar.

Wicked awesome. Wicked awesome indeed.

I have an important question to ask you, and how you answer is going to affect%2

Wicked awesome. Wicked awesome indeed.

I have an important question to ask you, and how you answer is going to affect your stay here at EoFF for a very, very long time.

How do you feel about the snack time sensation... Bagel Bites?

I like you. You're good peoples.

Fret not!