The Light Saber vs The One Ring

The Devil Man · 11-22-2006, 08:17 PM

Yeah, so like, your Good Friend Devil Man was wondering...

If you were in an Inter-Galactic Battle against Orcs and Storm Troopers, which weapon would be a lot more effective?

Would it be The Light Saber, The Noble Weapon of the Jedi Knight, or The One Ring, Created by The Dark Lord Sauron in the Fiery Chasms of Mount Doom?

Consider their advantages. The Light Saber looks cool and makes great noises and can, like, slash through anything. But The One Ring can make you invisible, so you can sneak behind your enemy and bop him on the head.

I think I'd choose The One Ring

But what would YOU choose?

Lady of the sheep · 11-22-2006, 08:22 PM

awww, i hate you dude!!!!
hmmm, although i love the shire and all that bla de bla de bla, i reckon that the lightsabers would win, cut through the ring completely, maybe

Ender · 11-22-2006, 08:43 PM

If I were Sauron then definitely The One Ring.

Otherwise, I'd have to go with the Lightsaber. Invisibility is awesome, but The One Ring doesn't make you invincible, and wearing it for too long screws you over anyway with both mental anguish and the likelihood that Sauron's minions will find you and end the war on behalf of the Jedi by slaughtering you.

JKTrix · 11-22-2006, 08:55 PM

I'd choose the lightsaber as well. The One Ring comes with all kinds of baggage that I wouldn't want to bother with.

Jowy · 11-22-2006, 08:58 PM

I'd showboat and cut large chunks of meat with the lightsaber and make millions as a famous butcher.

The One Ring would just screw me up.

Noctiluca · 11-22-2006, 09:00 PM

Purple lightsabers could beat anything.

Timerk · 11-22-2006, 09:13 PM

Lightsaber, provided it came with proper training.

Otherwise, I would just end up cutting my own arm off.

NorthernChaosGod · 11-22-2006, 09:19 PM

Lightsaber, easy. I can handle an sword quite well, so the transition shouldn't be too hard.

Also, do I smell a hint of Clerks 2 in here?

View Poll Results: The Light Saber vs The One Ring. Which One Would You Choose?
The Light Saber, easy!	25	67.57%
The One Ring.	8	21.62%
Dunno	4	10.81%
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Lady of the sheep Lev-Lev fangirl Location: just outside the chocobo farm	#2 (permalink) awww, i hate you dude!!!! hmmm, although i love the shire and all that bla de bla de bla, i reckon that the lightsabers would win, cut through the ring completely, maybe
11-22-2006, 08:22 PM

Ender Location: New York	#3 (permalink) If I were Sauron then definitely The One Ring. Otherwise, I'd have to go with the Lightsaber. Invisibility is awesome, but The One Ring doesn't make you invincible, and wearing it for too long screws you over anyway with both mental anguish and the likelihood that Sauron's minions will find you and end the war on behalf of the Jedi by slaughtering you.
11-22-2006, 08:43 PM

JKTrix oreodaredattoomotteyagaru Location: Bermuda	#4 (permalink) I'd choose the lightsaber as well. The One Ring comes with all kinds of baggage that I wouldn't want to bother with.
11-22-2006, 08:55 PM

Jowy he talks in maths Location: Vandergrift, Pennsylvania	#5 (permalink) I'd showboat and cut large chunks of meat with the lightsaber and make millions as a famous butcher. The One Ring would just screw me up.
11-22-2006, 08:58 PM

Noctiluca I Taste Like Glitter	#6 (permalink) Purple lightsabers could beat anything.
11-22-2006, 09:00 PM

Timerk Kermit Location: The South	#7 (permalink) Lightsaber, provided it came with proper training. Otherwise, I would just end up cutting my own arm off.
11-22-2006, 09:13 PM

NorthernChaosGod God of Death and Mayhem Location: The Land of Ice and Snow	#8 (permalink) Lightsaber, easy. I can handle an sword quite well, so the transition shouldn't be too hard. Also, do I smell a hint of Clerks 2 in here?
11-22-2006, 09:19 PM