Originally Posted by
DK ^ I have never understood why people under the age of 45 write autobiographies anyway, especially people like Wayne Rooney. He's like what, 20? How can you have a book about your life at that age? There are special exceptions, of course, like Mick Foley, but he was still fairly old and he has done a lot of shiet in his life, enough to fill out three books, so yeah.
Yeah, Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole were pretty much who I had in mind too.

In the case of the latter, I don't understand how it was made legal for him to publish the thing.