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#9  Björk - Cocoon I think it's about orgasm and sex! Who would have known That a boy like him Would have entered me lightly Restoring my blisses Who would have known That a boy like him After sharing my core Would stay going nowhere Who would have known A beauty this immense Who would have known A saintly trance Who would have known Miraculous breath To inhale a beard Loaded with courage Who would have known That a boy like him Possessed of magical Sensitivity Would approach a girl like me Who caresses cradles his head In a bosom He slides inside Half awake, half asleep We faint back Into sleephood When I wake up The second time In his arms Gorgeousness He's still inside me Who would have known Who ahhh Who would have known A train of pearls Cabin by cabin Is shot precisely Across an ocean From a mouth From a From the mouth Of a girl like me To a boy To a boy To a boy |
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| Cid's Knight  | I think I heard crazy random lyrics from Cibo Matto. My heart is like an artichoke I eat petals myself one by one Until I feel enough Until I lose to laugh When I end to eat the last one I will tear my drops I will lose my lips Though I can’t stop plucking off I can’t see my core I keep asking for you more and more Can you peel my petals one by one? Your hands are like a rusty knife Are you gonna keep on peeling me? Are you gonna keep on peeling me? Are you gonna keep on peeling me? What am I gonna be on the pan? Will I be burnt black? Can you squeeze a lemon on me? A lemon on me? Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste. |
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11-30-2005, 10:15 PM
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 | The Rasmus - Julen Är Här Igen It all started up when I was fighting with a cop At least I could stop. I guess I couldn't stop Hey, I'm in the voice now 'n' you have only 1 choice I will make you choose my, my, my, my stooory No, I'm not fading, not even hesitating Still I'm gonna stay, if you would say that this is law 'n' you better obay me, I'm gonna teach you Shut up! Or else I'm gonna spit you to the face Shut up! Or else I'm gonna treat you like a cop Kick you to the head, until you are dead My dick says "swing", when you hit me with that black thing. Go Making love is a waste of time Let me make you see this case from my side We ain't here for any trouble, can you break a bubble bam, bam, zidili You were so dumb that you wouldn't go with the flow home, when I told Let me make you to be welcome world where is not bad, there is no thing called cop, who don't give a smurf about nothing else but his own smurfing duties Yeaaaah,That thing just took me down Last edited by Zeldy; 12-04-2005 at 01:16 PM. |
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11-30-2005, 10:21 PM
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 | *points at sig* Japanese music is the best when it comes to craziness. I met the wonderful world of crazy Japanese music when I started playing Ouendan. Sexy biimu is engrish for "Sexy Beam". It's really cool too, because they have a background singer cry out "Sexy Beeeam!!" during that part. And of course, it comes out sounding like "Rinda Rinda". The next line, apparently, means "Just like a water rat, nicer than anyone else". That's 7 "babies", if you couldn't tell. You can listen to a ytmnd with this song here. One Night Carnival by Kishi-Dan is the greatest song ever concieved. Each line is puncuated with the singer shouting "angel"!, and every once in a while, somebody will shout "a-hooa~!". You really got to hear it for yourself. The song has the best engrish you'll ever find, such as: and Oh, there's also a song called Oha. Here's the video. It's not for the faint of heart. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...95120&q=shingo So basically, there's this Japanese singer guy who has a show. It's a show where he dresses up as a housewife and sings to all the kids who are watching. My favorite line is this song is "mayo chu chu". Mayo means... mayonaisse, and "chu chu" is a play on words using the Japanese word chu (meaning "kiss") and the english word "chew". So you can translate it as "mayo kisses" or "muching on mayonaisse". But apparently, it's a phrase the guy made up to refer to his habit of licking mayonaisse caps. Yeah. Last edited by omnitarian; 11-30-2005 at 10:48 PM. |
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11-30-2005, 10:49 PM
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12-02-2005, 04:50 AM
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 | The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K *Pirate Arr's* We are the Pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything. Well I've never been to Greenland And I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tempa And I've never been to Boston in the fall. Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything. And I've never hoist the main sail And I've never swabbed the poop deck And I've veered the starboard Cause I've never sailed at all. And I've never walked the gang plank And I've never owend a parrot. And I've never been to Boston in the fall. *burp* Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything. Well I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten Headlice And I've never been to Boston in the fall. Pirate Captain's Log, 2002. Who be this band 'Relient K', and why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know what he did But we're down with Captain Kid. We don't wake up before lunch But we all eat Captain Crunch. We don't smoke, we don't chew We watch Captain Kangaroo. And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stink bug And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball And I've neber bathed in yoghurt And I don't look good in leggings And I've never been to Boston in the fall. *spit* *Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand* We are the Pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything. We are the Pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything. |
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