o.O Rocky would fly around shouting for Bullwinkle to do exactly what he wouldn't want Bullwinkle to do, which is be nice to them and make sure they don't get hurt. Micky and Goofy, being sappy little Disney Cartoons, would fall easily into Rocky's brilliant plan of taunting fate by using Bullwinkle's ability to always do the exact opposite of whatever it is Rocky wants/needs him to do.
For a more detailed playout:
Goofy, Mickey, and Bullwinkle would be standing there, talking, minding their own business as they strolled through the woods. Bullwinkle would eventually lead them somehow to a bear cave where the bear would soon eat them, except for Bullwinkle, because he's Bullwinkle, and the bear would somehow bludgeon himself to death on a stalagmite or stalactite as he tried to eat him.
If it were in a ring, tag-team style, Mickey, being the brains would try and out-think Bullwinkle, which is impossible because he's so stupid that nobody can predict his actions. He would try some submission moves that wouldn't work, then he'd probably go for some Lucadore crap, Rocky would invariably cheat using the good ol' steel chair to the back of the head method, and Bullwinkle would get the pin. Gooft would stand idly by, trying to figure out how he got into his pansy little wrestling outift.
If it were a street fight, Boris Badinov and his chick, whose name I forget, Natasha or something like that, but more Russian (anti-communist propaganda -_-), would show up, try to assassinate Rocky and Bullwinkle, and end up blowing Mickey and Goofy to smitherines.
If it was based on real world physics, Bullwinkle would be the only one left alive. | 
06-18-2004, 08:33 AM
