The Secret Life of the American Teenager

ShlupQuack · 07-23-2008, 09:27 AM

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

Old Manus · 07-23-2008, 11:36 AM

We get enough 'american teenager' stuff from all the junk they show day in day out on the Disney Channel. Do you guys seriously act like that at school?

ShlupQuack · 07-23-2008, 01:41 PM

Pfft, no.

Rye · 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Al ^

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

Oh my god, YYYYYY. I watched the premiere a few weeks ago. It looked interested, so I decided to watch. I've never seen such... propaganda. I've never watched a show with the phrase "PRAY WITH ME" uttered so often, in earnest.

Basically, the only things I've got out of that episode:

1) Don't ever have sex, it's terrible.
2) Don't ever kiss the High School tramp, ever, or your girlfriend's brother with Down's Syndrome will make sirens noises at you.
3) Any teen who has sex multiple times before marriage has been sexually abused.
4) If all else fails, scream "PRAY WITH ME!!!!"

I... I couldn't even watch the show for lulz very often. It was too painful.

I'm my own MILF · 07-23-2008, 03:11 PM

This show sounds incredible. It sounds like something that should be required viewing for every child on Earth.

It sounds like it teachers proper morality in a way which identifies with issues of modern youth, and treats them with respect. I can't wait until I get the chance to watch!

Caraliz · 07-23-2008, 05:42 PM

I love these shows. The girl that finds out she is HIV positive is my favourite.

Apparently all women that have sex as teenagers end up HIV positive or pregnant, especially if they are in high school and have "everything going for them"

Lifetime is the biggest scam there is. Misogynistic skull

if you ask me.

Hsu · 07-23-2008, 06:04 PM

I was about to ask what channel this was on. It doesn't really sound like the kind of thing that'd make it to mainstream TV. I might check out an episode just to see how bad it is.

Also on the forum index I really thought this was going to be a thread on The Secret World of Alex Mack. You guys suck.

Rye · 07-23-2008, 06:05 PM

ABCFamily channel!

Old Manus Mold Anus Location: cum ree	#2 (permalink) We get enough 'american teenager' stuff from all the junk they show day in day out on the Disney Channel. Do you guys seriously act like that at school?
07-23-2008, 11:36 AM

ShlupQuack Administrator It is My Density Location: California	#3 (permalink) Pfft, no.
07-23-2008, 01:41 PM

I'm my own MILF I shall watch over you. Location: Augustgrad	#5 (permalink) This show sounds incredible. It sounds like something that should be required viewing for every child on Earth. It sounds like it teachers proper morality in a way which identifies with issues of modern youth, and treats them with respect. I can't wait until I get the chance to watch!
07-23-2008, 03:11 PM

Caraliz the body breaks. Location: don't find me	#6 (permalink) I love these shows. The girl that finds out she is HIV positive is my favourite. Apparently all women that have sex as teenagers end up HIV positive or pregnant, especially if they are in high school and have "everything going for them" Lifetime is the biggest scam there is. Misogynistic if you ask me.
07-23-2008, 05:42 PM

Hsu Cid's Knight Shock Mouse Location: Ohio	#7 (permalink) I was about to ask what channel this was on. It doesn't really sound like the kind of thing that'd make it to mainstream TV. I might check out an episode just to see how bad it is. Also on the forum index I really thought this was going to be a thread on The Secret World of Alex Mack. You guys suck.
07-23-2008, 06:04 PM

Rye Kiss Kiss Fall In Love ♥ Location: College @ Roto13's Island	#8 (permalink) ABCFamily channel!
07-23-2008, 06:05 PM