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[Citizen Bleys]

I'll go first:

The Ramones
I got twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go-o-o, I wanna be fellated
(Well, technically it's true...)

David Bowie
Ground Control to Mao Zedong...
(Was Chairman Mao ever young enough to withstand the rigors of space travel?)

And finally, one stolen from DocFrance of GHF:
Jimi Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!
(I...don't want to know)

GUNDAM FIGHTO! Readyyyyyy....GO!</TomokazuSekiVoice>

[Momiji]

Originally Bespoken by Citizen Bleys

I'll go first:

And finally, one stolen from DocFrance of GHF:
Jimi Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!
(I...don't want to know)

GUNDAM FIGHTO! Readyyyyyy....GO!</TomokazuSekiVoice>

I could have sworn that was what Hendrix was saying for the longest time. I had always just assumed he was gay or something, then I looked up the lyrics and found he was saying 'sky', not 'guy'.

[Roto13]

Alanis Morisette
You see all my light and you love my dog
(Better than the real line, imo. How can you expect to be compatible with someone if you don't love their pet?)

[Big D]

Gwen Stefani
I ain't no Harlem black girl!

AC/DC
Dirty deeds and the Thunder King

Dirty deeds, and I've done thirteen

I used to think it was the former, for a very long time. Then I heard an arrangement that had me utterly convinced it was the latter. Just now, I looked up the song so I could reference it here - and learned that it's actually, "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap."
Never before have I been so wrong about something, for so long.

[leilei]

Final Fantasy VII
...-we will burn van halen,
dave lee roth!
dave lee roth!


CCR (Fogerty is nicely misheard)
You don't need a pinhead just to hang around

(there's other mishearings in the same song, this one sticks out the most)

Elton John
I've had enough of you at the station
I've had it with your death star plan

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally Bespoken by Big D

AC/DC
Dirty deeds and the Thunder King

I heard almost the same thing, except I thought it was the Thunder Chief.

And speaking of which...

RHCP - Scar Tissue
With bourbon, s--- is a lovely view
(Just how much bourbon are we talking, here?)

[Montoya]

There's this one song from the death metal band Dark Tranquility and in it I could swear they are saying: "We don't need no hos!" XD Gold.

[Dolentrean]

Enter Sandman:

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragons Fire, and a warm apple pie.

Now you will hear it too!