Misheard song lyrics - Page 2

oddler · 05-16-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dolentrean ^

Enter Sandman:

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragons Fire, and a warm apple pie.

Now you will hear it too!

God, I almost had Sprite coming out of my nose with that one.

New Found Glory's Vegas mixed my girlfriend up. The line is actually "You've got to keep your eyes open" but somehow she heard "You've got your dick on my tote bag." I can't hear the real line now!

The Unknown Guru · 05-17-2008, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by oddler ^

New Found Glory's Vegas mixed my girlfriend up. The line is actually "You've got to keep your eyes open" but somehow she heard "You've got your dick on my tote bag." I can't hear the real line now!

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I haven't even heard the song.

rubah · 05-19-2008, 02:44 AM

'folding dear hands, I commend my spirit, folding dear hands, why have you forsaken me' etc.

I'm really bad at hearing lyrics. Like really bad.

Disco Potato · 05-19-2008, 02:51 AM

When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan"

Roto13 · 05-19-2008, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by Disco Potato ^

When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan" :exdee:

That's... so cute....

Randgris · 05-28-2008, 07:35 AM

Crank It (Soulja boy)
Soulja boy in pantyhole
Whamy crack it
Whamy Oh
Whamy crack it soulja boy
Then superside that Oh
Now whamy you (crack it soulja) 3x

Grand Theft Autumn
Journey here
I could be here
I could be the next good thing but I'm still trying
What's more that I could say for him.

Kes · 05-28-2008, 09:04 AM

My favourite is my mother's mistake.

From "Big Yellow Taxi"
It tastes really nice and they put up a parking lot

Um, just about anything from Fall Out Boy. I can never get their lyrics right. "This Ain't a Scene" wasn't too bad, but these lyrics are just so much more awesome.

Also, Muse's "Knights of Cydonia"
A Joe with a gun falls asleep on the john.

The Unknown Guru We Must Repeat Location: D-E-V-O!	#10 (permalink) Originally Posted by oddler ^ New Found Glory's Vegas mixed my girlfriend up. The line is actually "You've got to keep your eyes open" but somehow she heard "You've got your dick on my tote bag." I can't hear the real line now! That was the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I haven't even heard the song.
05-17-2008, 07:15 AM

rubah Site Staff Cid's Knight I am not a committee! Location: Don't forget you're not alone	#11 (permalink) 'folding dear hands, I commend my spirit, folding dear hands, why have you forsaken me' etc. I'm really bad at hearing lyrics. Like really bad.
05-19-2008, 02:44 AM

Disco Potato Location: California	#12 (permalink) When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan"
05-19-2008, 02:51 AM

Roto13 Banned Cim's Official Frontsmack Location: On the INTARWEB	#13 (permalink) Originally Posted by Disco Potato ^ When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan" :exdee: That's... so cute....
05-19-2008, 04:08 AM

Randgris Thou shall not speak... Location: Don't ask, I won't tell.	#14 (permalink) Crank It (Soulja boy) Soulja boy in pantyhole Whamy crack it Whamy Oh Whamy crack it soulja boy Then superside that Oh Now whamy you (crack it soulja) 3x Grand Theft Autumn Journey here I could be here I could be the next good thing but I'm still trying What's more that I could say for him.
05-28-2008, 07:35 AM

Kes	#15 (permalink) My favourite is my mother's mistake. From "Big Yellow Taxi" It tastes really nice and they put up a parking lot Um, just about anything from Fall Out Boy. I can never get their lyrics right. "This Ain't a Scene" wasn't too bad, but these lyrics are just so much more awesome. Also, Muse's "Knights of Cydonia" A Joe with a gun falls asleep on the john.
05-28-2008, 09:04 AM