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[Fatal Impurity]

I cant believe no-one mentioned this one!

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

[Araciel]

'i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this...sh** blood and c** on my hands'

good song but still..ew

[Shiny]

Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.

Originally Posted by Cut the Mullet Excerpt

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

WTF is that.

Originally Posted by The Chicken Cow Excerpt

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference

xD

[Rocket Edge]

50 Cent - Wanksta

You say you a gangsta
But you neva pop nothin'
We said you were a wanksta


It's just so silly.

[SnoopyG]

chicken noodle soup....

[Ko Ko]

With a soda on the side!

Rediculous.

[Roogle]

[eestlinc]

Originally Posted by Shiny ^

Most of the lyrics by Wesley Willis.

Originally Posted by Cut the Mullet Excerpt

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet x4

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!

WTF is that.

Originally Posted by The Chicken Cow Excerpt

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was standing in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb

The chicken cow (X4)

Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Blockbuster Video...Wow, what a difference

xD

Wesley Willis was 1. awesome 2. mentally ill
may he rest in peace