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[Gloc 9]

I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.

1. (Before Sephiroth Battle)

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Ummm....Line?
Director:"Beats Me"
Sora:Umm, beating his meat..I didn't know he had one...
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

[Griff]

Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Your mom
Sephiroth: So he.....that worthless creature, ...is stealing virginity from mother
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

[Sephiroths Clone]

Sora (to kairi): Come F**K me now!
Kairi: Nah Chill B.

[Marluxiaswife]

*Tron Farts*

Tron learned a new attack

Donald Duck: Thats not a new attack thats nasty!

[xenojohn]

King Mickey: Donald put some pants on for god sake!

[Twilight Edge]

I never played KH but I still get a glipst on it so......(and I can't resist this kind of thread......)

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
(Sora falls off cliff laughing)

or

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Tifa.
(Sephiroth falls off cliff laughing)

and

Yuffie:Where's my cheese cake?
Cid:I put it in my supreme dinner cuisine.
(Yuffie kills Cid)

and

Leon:The name's Squall!Nice to meet'cha!

and

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Omnislash.
(Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he didn't want to die under Omnislash for the third time)

[Sephiroth1999AD]

*WARNING: KH AND KH2 SPOILERS BELOW!*



Sora: "Ansem, is the Darkness stronger than the Light?"
Ansem (KH1): "No, no, no... quicker, easier and more seductive, though."

Sora: "This Keyblade is so heavy... I wish I'd have never got it! Oh, Riku!"
Riku/Ansem: "We wants the Keyblade! We cuts Sora's neck while he's sleeping, then we takes the precious back to ME!!"

(Sora wins the Hades Paradox Cup and summons Chicken Little.)
Sora and Chicken Little (singing): "Weee are the Champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end!"

Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This is set at the end of KHII while Sora and Riku are standed and sitting on the shore...

Riku: Sora, you realize that it will just be you and me for the rest of our lives, right?
Sora: What do you mean? We will get out of here...*long pause* Somehow...
Riku: Get real! Look around you! I do not see any way out.
Sora: *looks around* Good point...

*time passes*

Riku: So you know, we are at that age where we want to...you know...
Sora: Geez Riku, what are you talking about?
Riku: *exasperated sigh* What I mean is, we are standed here to the end of time and we will die virgins...unless...
Sora: Unless?
Riku: *sighs and shakes head* You are hopeless...*looks to Sora and smirks*
Sora: Riku, why are you looking at me like that?
Riku: Shh...*leans towards Sora*
Sora: *blushes*

*scene blacks out to some time later*