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[01 Rin]

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Sora: (looking at Kairi)

Kairi: (looking at Sora)

Riku: (looking at Kairi)

Riku leaves the scene.

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Forty-five minutes later, Riku returns to the scene.

Riku: (looking at Sora)

Kairi: (staring at Riku) (staring at the eliminated Sora)

[Gloc 9]

Originally Posted by Distain

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the that come out of your en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the- -up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

Dude that was f en hilarious!

[Tal]

*sigh*

[Dr.M]

Originally Posted by Gloc 9

2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

thats still the best! hahahaha, lol

[Griff]

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!

[Jessweeee♪]

XDDDD

Xemnas: I must have....more hearts...
Sora: No way!
Xemnas: I need...candy! *steats Sora's candy*
Sora: HEY!!!
Xemnas: nanananananana i-got your can-dy
Sora: *sniff*

[01 Rin]

Originally Posted by Griff

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!

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Oh. NOW I get it!

LOL

[Slicksword45]

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin