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[Jessweeee♪]

Originally Posted by Clawsze

-At Traverse Town Cinema-

Sora-(coming out with Donald and Goofy)
WOW! That movie was effin awesome!
Donald-It was only The Matrix.
Goofy-(looking down)
Oooo a peanut.

Sora starts re-enacting scenes from the movie....

Sora-HI-YA, HUAH, YOOOHHHH...OW...Oh crap my backs went.
Donald-Idiot.
Sora-Lets go to the top of the Gizmo Shop.
Goofy-My tummy hurts.

On top of the Gizmo Shop...

Sora-Watch THIS!!(Jumps off and stops in mid-air)
IT'S WORKING, I'M DOING THE MATRIX!
Donald-(Secretly casting Stop)3...2...1...Bye Bye Sora.

Donald stops casting and Sora falls to his death and Goofy spewed his guts out on Donald and they both die.


THE END

That was sad <:(

[Yu]

Originally Posted by haruto_Akumu

Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!

LMAO. I love that one.Now try mine on for size.

*(SPOILER) this is after the second kh when everyone goes back to the islands together *

*kairi walks up to selphie*
Kairi: Hey Selphie....?What in the world are you doing?!
Selphie:stupid Wakka and Tidas..
*Selphie holds up sock puppets of the two and makes them kiss*
Selphie: Oh, Wakka! Oh, Tidas!
Kairi:Ookaaay...I'm gonna go to the Islands now...
*Kairi gets to islands and finds sora sitting on the dock with a horrified look on his face*
Sora: yeah
Kairi: Sora... are you okay
Sora:yeah
Kairi:...?
Sora:yeah
Kairi:Sora..*waves hand in front of Sora's face*
*Riku walks up*
Riku: hey Kairi
Kairi:Hey Riku. Um, whats wrong with sora?
Riku: Oh, he's been like that since he saw what Tidas and Wakka are doing
Kairi: speaking of which, what ARE they doing?
Riku:*snickers* Want me to show you?
Kairi: Sure...
*One hour later, after kairi sees what happens*
*kairi are sitting side by side on the dock looking horrified with Riku behind them smirking*
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Wakka!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Tidas!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
*Wakka and Tidas walk up*
Tidas:What's wrong with them?
*Riku looks at them then starts laughing so hard that he couldn't tell them*
*Tidas and Wakka look at eachother extremely confused*

~Fin~

I kinda forgot the rest, sorry. Here it is:

Tidas: I can't beleive how they got so worked up over a little misunderstanding. You see, Wakka & I created a Ball Game, right?
Tidas: Well, we came up with the idea of playing a strip version of it(kinda like strip poker). Well, they probably mistook the game for something else....
Tidas: Anyway, I would never do that to you, right hun?
*camera pulls out to showo Tidas & Riku side by side, hand in hand, with Wakka in the background*
Riku: Of course, sweety.
*Riku & Tidas start to make out*
Wakka: Okay I'll be going now...

[Jessweeee♪]

much better?

[01 Rin]

just when you thought "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was the gayest show ever, allong came "Things KH Characters Would Never Say."

lol

[+EvilApple+]

Sora:hey is that Riku?
Donald:Like he cares for you
Goofy:Ahyuk
Riku:*walks up to Sora* can I talk to you alone?
Sora:*blushes* yes Riku!
Riku:I have an confession
Sora:*blushes more* me too
Sora:You go first
Riku:I...........I................ AM IN LOVE WITH WAFFLES AND PANCAKEZ~
Sora:....
Riku:Whats yours?
Sora:Nothing *goes to plot how to get his attention*

*later*

Sora:Oh Riku~~~~
Riku:I have another confesion!
Sora:I hope it isn't about waff-
Riku:I LOVE ROXAS!!
Sora:..............you love my *spoiler*nobodie*sporiler*
Riku:Yea, since KAiri is all up in your grill I chose Roxas over you. Whats your confesion?
Sora:nvm
Demyx pops up
Demyx:Hey Sora! I love you
Sora:I love you too!
Demyx:Let's dance!
Sora and Demyx dance to the FF Choboco song

[01 Rin]

heh this is part 2

Sephiroth: "What is Cloud doing?"
Sora: "Um, clouds?"
Sephiroth: "Really?"
Sora: "He said he was looking for someone."
Sephiroth: "Hm."

Sephiroth flies into the clouds. He sees Cloud and Aerith having a picnic in the clouds. Cloud and Aerith kiss.

Sephiroth: "Do you realize that I was down there?"
Cloud: "No, leave us alone, Sephiroth."
Aerith: "But Cloud, he's a guest!"
Cloud: "......"
Aerith: "Please, Sephiroth, join us."
Sephiroth: "Alright."

Sephiroth joins Aerith and knocks Cloud out of the clouds.

Sephiroth: "You know, Aerith, I never told you how beautiful you look. You look like a gorgeous pony I'd color pink."
Aerith: "Oh Sephiroth, stop!" (blushes)

Aerith forgets about Cloud and falls in love with Sephiroth.

Meanwhile...

Cloud: "Well, I might as well look for someone else to love.."

Cloud looks at Sora and Kairi on their picnic.

Cloud: "Sephiroth stole my pink girlfriend, I have every right to steal Sora's!

*ding* Cloud steals Sora's pink girlfriend!

[Distain]

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the that come out of your en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the- -up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

[Dynast-Kid]

Seifer:...Vivi...I think...I think I love you...