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[_yeojina_]

(KH1, scene with Riku and Sora, the Maleficent part)
Maleficent: See? That boy has replaced you with others.
Riku: D'you have a shota complex or something? Get your hand off me, woman!

[Dragonface]

Originally Posted by Dragonface ^

~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*

*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*

~ Later, at TWTNW ~

Demyx: Oh man, first I lost my gear then creep guy steal my skins and then Roxas run away again. I'm going to...*Found Xenmas"...hey boss, I srew-up another mission.
Xenmas: God damn it No.9, first of all don't call me 'Boss' secondly...*turn to see Demyx*...EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! *wet his pants, crap his pants, gone white and then KOed*
Demyx: What?

[kingdomheartless]

Ansem, after end of KH1: It's not my fault I didn't have a wide vocabulary! That's the only reason I said darkness 14 times!

[Dragonface]

~ At Disney Castle ~
Sora: ITS YOURS!
Commander Shepard: IS NOT!
Sora: IS TOO!
Shepard: IS NOT!
Mickey: How did this happen?
*Flashback, in space near Disney Castle*
James: Are we there...
Goofy: STFU! WE ALL NEARLY DIE WHEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND!
Auron: Some of us ARE dead.
Goofy: True but, is it me or is it getting abit cramp?
Donald: O.O OMG! Quick call the press! Goofy use his brains!
*WAM! CRASH!*
*Sora & co are alive on Disney Castle*
Sora: Oh man, what hit us?
*Sora & co see a crash Gummi Ship by a Space ship named "Normandy"*
*Inside Normandy*
Shepard: What happen Joker?
Joker: We use a mass Relay Jump and then we smash into something, Sir.
Tali: Perhape we should see this planet's leader and tell them what happen.
Ashley: For onces I agred with 'Our Alien Allies' on this, Sir.
*Liara, Kaidan, Wrex and Graed nodded in agrement*
Shepard: Damn the Bloodly Geths, one day...

[Anno Domini]

Sora,Riku,Kairi sitting in a room.

Sora:Why arent we doing anything
Riku:~sinister tone~ because the darkness is too great here...
Kairi:~Slaps iku~ NO! IDIOT! Nomura's just taking a nap!
SoraRiku:Ooooohhhhhh.....
Kairi: and this is why, in three games, neither of you have gotten in my pants. >

[Gloc 9]

Wow, almost 2 years since the start of this thread. I dont know if i should be proud or surprised.

[Brennan]

Both, Gloc, you need to be both

[FFVIFan]

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 1:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You don't have to scream! Im right here!
Sora: Okay...?

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 2:
Sora: ANSEM! Wait, what?
*Xemnas falls to the ground laughting*
Director: XEMNAS! You got to scream that!

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 109:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: you have arrived.
Sora: What are your plans!
Xemnas: Your this far and you still understand nothing?
Sora: What? I know that the fabric of time and space created a distortion in reason that manipulated a being to create life and began to...
Riku: I think my head's gonna explode.