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[General Beranger Stone]

(KH1)

Riku: Sora... i have a confession to make
Sora: huh?
Riku: I gave her a Paupu fruit..
Sora: you gave Kairi a Paupu fruit?
Riku: her name is Kairi?
Sora: ummm do you mean the girl in the weird clothes?
Riku: yeah shes so beautifull......
Sora: umm Riku....
Kairi: hey Sora *slightly winks* hello ...... Riku... *gives Riku the look*
Sora: Kairi ... ummm Riku is in love with his cousin Rikku..
Kairi: i know...
Sora: Kairi ummm.... would you like to ummm
Kairi: ok lets just have sex and get married...

[Twilight Edge]

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Saving the planet.
Sephiroth:So he......that worthless creature......is stealing the planet away from mother......
Donald:Yeah,so what?
Sephiroth:But don't worry......I'm here now......
*Sephiroth suddenly uses ZANTETSUKEN and kills off all three of them*
Sephiroth:Let's go to the Promised Land,mother......
*Sephiroth jumps off the cliff like he did in Last Order*

[LunaticPandora37]

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

*performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*

[leader of mortals]

sora: *walking around*
*drops the oathkeeper keychain in the sewer in traverse town*
sora: oh sh*t

*later*

Kairi: do you have my charm
Sora: um yea about that... i sorta lost it
Kairi: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kairi goes on a mass murdering spree*

[LunaticPandora37]

Originally Posted by leader of mortals

sora: *walking around*
*drops the oathkeeper keychain in the sewer in traverse town*
sora: oh sh*t

*later*

Kairi: do you have my charm
Sora: um yea about that... i sorta lost it
Kairi: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kairi goes on a mass murdering spree*

hey you like stole my idea...kinda...whatever...


Goofy: E=mc^2

[Griff]

Donald: It's the keyhole, Sora, seal it with the Keyblade!
Sora: Oh, I left that at home
Donald: You left what at home?
Sora: the key-ey, bladey thingy
Donald: Wha? Why would you do that?
Sora: So I could carry the cupcake *begins devouring cupcake*
Donald: Dang! We have to find a way to seal it.
*Sora starts crying*
Donald: It's okay, there's nothing to cry about.
Sora *sniff* I miss my cupcake.

[Slicksword45]

((After Roxas fights Hayner in the struggle fight))

Struggle announcer guy: And the winner is ROXAS!

*camarea goes to Hayner lieing on the ground*

Roxas: O crud I killed him!

[mooglebunni608]

Originally Posted by LunaticPandora37

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

*performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*

how about;
Kairi; He's after me lucky charm!