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[01 Rin]

Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
(Sora falls off cliff laughing)

(01 Rin falls off cliff laughing) LOL, that was classic.

um, read at your own risk......................

(Sora is fighting Heartless and Nobodies in Hollow Bastion/(SPOILER) Radiant Garden )
Sora: (singing) Final Fantasy is an RPG, the only one I need is the RPG for me! Final Fantasy .. . .
Huh?

Leon: Sora! You have to see this! C'mon! (Sora follows Leon, still humming Techno De Chocobo and Leon joins)

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.

Leon: (really into it now) FINAL FANTASY IS AN RPG, THE ONLY ONE I NEED IS THE RPG FOR ME! ! FINAL FANTASY IS ALL THAT I PLAY, ALL--

Yuffie: HIIIIIII-YAH! (Yuffie's shuriken stabs Leon in the back. He's falls.) Man! Was he annoying. (Looks at Sora, Riku, and Kairi's situation) Hey, that looks like fun! Can I join?

[kidney / theif]

Originally Posted by 01 Rin

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.

OMG.

[Twilight Edge]

Originally Posted by kidney / theif

Originally Posted by 01 Rin

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.

OMG.

[IceAngel]

Why is everyone a sex addict?

[Marluxiaswife]

really

Sora,Donald and Goofy at Tron's House

Tron:"Thank you for coming, now lets eat!"
Sora,Donald and Goofy: "Thanks"
Donald:"Hey this chicken en cake?!"
Tron:"Yes its my favortive food" *smiles*
Donald"Is there anything else instead of chicken en cake!"
*Donald looks everywhere in the kicten but only see Chicken en Cake and Juice*
Donald"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TRON!!,.......Tron?"
Sora:"He went to the bathroom, here have some"
*Donald Screams*
Goofy:"Gosh this is the best, i should add this favlor in my 900 and 9090 favlor of Ice Creams" ^_^

***************************

*YuRiPa meet Sora,Donald and Goofy the second time*

Yuna:"Where's Maleficent?"
Sora:"She went to go take a dump"
Rikku:"Sick old women!"
Paine:"I knew we shoudn't been on her side"
Sora:"Well why don't you go on Leon side they can always use some help."
Yuna:"Does this Leon take dumps too?"
Donald:"Really, I remeber two years ago when we were practicing fight and Leon took along time to come out"
Goofy:"Nasty guy he told me that i was pretty!"
SDYRP:"Okay..."

[IceAngel]

Eww chicken flavour icecream (what is the world coming to?)

Malificent: I like pink flowers in particular

[Jessweeee♪]

Maleficent: My, Pete, this castle is lovely, why don't we take it?
Pete: BUILD YOUR OWN DAMN CASTLE!!! *leaves*
Maleficent: sheesh...what's with him?

[01 Rin]

Originally Posted by IceAngel

Why is everyone a sex addict?

I'm not.. usually. But I'm finally glad that someone changed the comedy subject. (yeah, just trying to give what the pple want) Now I can type what I wanna type, yeah!


Sora: Okay, it's time to Synthesize! (thinking) This is going to take a while. Stupid Jiminy Journal!
Goofy: SORA! What about the KEYHOLE?! [<-- from KH1]
Sora: Goofy, we already did that last year.
Goofy: No, ya gotta look at Donald. (Sora looks at Donald)
Donald: >_< UUUAAAGGHHHH ! ! !
Sora and Goofy: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Donald: (small fart) Ahh... That's better.
Sora and Goofy: ??...... ??? ...
Sora: That wasn't so bad.
Donald: Uh-oh. (real loud, smelly fart)
Sora and Goofy: (Pass out)
*Ding* ~Donald learned new ability~