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[theundeadhero]

I didn't read the other entries because that's what good staffers do. Leather pants pics coming via PM to each of you soon!

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: theundeadhero
Real First Name: "Tonsilton"
Age: 24
Years general gaming experience: 20
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 11
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: SIX! Oh, six.

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yep
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? I have been moderating our very own Site Staff forums for a long time now.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? Mostly for "theundeadhero slept with X member to get promoted" rumors, but I also want to know all the secrets.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Are all the staff involved or just a majority? I mean, all the way could be a lot further along than another all the way depending on who's there. I wouldn't want to touch Ya... I can't follow instructions so this isn't a short answer.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?That depends entirely on what LOCP is. If it was a Pokemon or Hermione Granger fan sight I would probably pretend I hadn't noticed and ignore it. If it was something like The American Institute for the Blind I would ban people with glee!

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.Set him up so you know when to expect it. Duh!

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.I would sing in canoes. I would write in crayons on pizza hut menus. I might even write a message in the sky if I so choose.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.Ecstacy keyboards. For sale soon!

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).Front Site? Pffft. Why would I work on that? They never get any praise for their work and everyone hates them for their special orange title.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? Eating paste.



*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print.

[oddler]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: oddler
Real First Name: Jeff
Age: 23
Years general gaming experience: 18
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 15
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFXI

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
No.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
N/A

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Me love this forum long time.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
Cameraman.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Mass IP nuclear destruction via satellite. Remember the Alamo! Hold down the fort, guys. I'm off to the races.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Banana peels. Hydraulic oil. Shlup's liposuction made into a bread spread. Mix well. Ready, mental image!
I misread that one.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Tote the coffee mug every waking moment.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Let's break enjoyment down. The en and the ment aren't really needed so that just leaves you with joy.
I'm gonna go off the deep end and say that everyone here is like me. Then, I'll drown. Oh, okay. Thanks.
I like reading happy smile fairy babies and if more of that was posted, I'd be not-so blind.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
The effort I would put into the Front Site would be equivalent to the percentage of you who see it.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?

I'm not. What? That's what makes me special.

[Lekana]

I'm so gonna be a CK or at least make some new friends because of my anwser.

[Psychotic]

Originally Posted by Levian ^

Originally Posted by Psychotic ^

I have banned over 100 rule breakers. (Fact. Check it out if you don't believe me. CTRL+F Psychotic on banned users page.)

Oh my god, you're keeping count. you big big dork.

Call me back when you actually hit double figures, sport.

[Renmiri]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Renmiri
Real First Name: Jules
Age: 25+ (I ain't telling )
Years general gaming experience: since I was 3 years old, as all other contestants
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 2007 - 1986 = 19 years give or take a decade
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFX

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
Forever and a year. Wee, get to link to my tiny forum w/o being banned

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Me love this forum long time. Bunches.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
Errr... I'd run screaming. (Not telling which direction I'd run )

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Ban all user ids higher than The Fonz. It all went donhill after that. Wait.. that would be banning me too. On second thought, I'd just invite the spammers to an XII plot discussion (Or is this against Geneva conventions ?)

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Change his user name to "Phat".

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Threaten to start XII plot discussions if no one joins with me as referral.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Mud wrestling by mods

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I'd be whining about everything that is not there... Wait, that's the n00bs job description. I'd make it n00b proof

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?

I'm not really submitting this form

[Raistlin]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Raistlin
Real First Name: Wesley
Age: 19
Years general gaming experience: 14
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 9
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFT

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? FFWA (1 year), EoFF (1 1/2 years), tGA (7+ years, still there), Aiyon (running the ORPG, like 6 months), GHF (2 months, still there), and some small EzBoards.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? Piss off Shlup.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Anything with Kishi.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
IP ban everyone, prune the threads, call BoB at 4 AM his time (even if I have to wait a while).

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
I never slip up.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I might stop telling people EoFF sucks.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
See above.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I was doing something way back when Britt was running it. Now I don't care.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?

I'm awesome.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Bunny

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Raistlin is infallible and never makes mistakes.

Bunny is truly wise.

[Sagensyg]

As soon as I saw Raistlin's avatar I skipped it and went straight to the Quick Reply Box.

I like this thread. rubah is funny.
*This is as fine as I go. *Deep Sigh*

[Bert]

I assume I shouldn't even bother