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[Levian]

Originally Posted by Psychotic ^

I have banned over 100 rule breakers. (Fact. Check it out if you don't believe me. CTRL+F Psychotic on banned users page.)

Oh my god, you're keeping count. you big big dork.



Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Yuna_Hot-lipZ_D-cupz4u(PM->me)
Real First Name: Howard
Age: is just a number
Years general gaming experience: is immigration a game?
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: If I told you i'd have to kill you
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy VII: Wild Ancient Teenz Goes Wild at Costa Del Sol


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Hahaha smurf yes, they modded me at some retarded forum but the joke is on them cus I never did anything.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Answering this question would ruin my joke in the last question.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? It'll make good practice for modding real forums in the future.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Here

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?

Not knowing what LOCP I'll just assume it means Local Obnoxious Cobra Prostitues, and if they invaded the forums I'd try to catch them by the tail because that's the weak point of cobras.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.

Raistlin slipping up in general is perfect

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.

I'd eat a lot of grapes. It'll work, trust me on this one.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.

One word: ORLY owls.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

I'm not a contributer, I'm a whiner. I whine.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? Maybe that old cheese I found in the refrigerator last week.

[Firo Volondé]

Cid's Knight Application


Bio Information


Forum Name: Firo Volonde [NB: acute accent on the e]
Real First Name: Will
Age: 17
Years general gaming experience: 8
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 5
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy X



Short Answer


1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
No. I am 17 and I have never moderated a forum. Is this bad?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
A nifty new usertitle, coloured blue!

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
As far as you'd like me to go...

Long Answer


1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Step 1: I'd trace their home addresses through their IP addresses, being the 1337 haxx0r I am. Step 2: Go to their house, by any necessary means. Step 3: Bust some kneecaps.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Banana skins. Hundreds of 'em. Or busting his kneecaps, whichever's easiest.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Mostly spam and/or bullying people to join, both metaphorically and literally. I am not above kidnapping loved ones to make them register at EoFF.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Dancing carrots. Everybody loves carrots, after all! If you don't I'll bust your kneecaps.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I would be willing, though in all honesty, I probably wouldn't be able to contribute much. My speciality is abusing power, especially the kind that comes with being a CK and/or busting kneecaps.

Subjective Section


What makes you so special?
I can tie my own shoelaces.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I don't stand a chance do I? Too bad, I'm the most gangsta person on this site...

[Burtsplurt]

Bio Information

Forum Name: Burtsplurt
Real First Name: Colin
Age: 25
Years general gaming experience: Pong.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII.

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
A-Team Shrine Forums - Main Page . No one has sacked me, despite several misdemeanours and accidentally deleting my account. Luckily, I'm the owner.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Money. I mean, uh, I want to help people who are in poverty and facilitate their inclusion into the global internet environment. I am a goal-orientated, career-focused individual who's only wish is to make EoFF a better place for me and maybe some other people as well, but probably not.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
ShlupQuack?

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
Close threads -> warn -> kill them.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Bah, waiting until he slips up is daft.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Get an EoFF T-Shirt, and then not wear it because it kind of looks a bit geeky and people might call me gay. That hurts.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Regulation high-heeled shoes for all members?

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
Er, no thanks. (P.S. I did a page of html for EoFF once, fact!)

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
My modesty and absolute awesomeness.

[Little Blue]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Little Blue
Real First Name: High Lord Lomax of the Nilith Order.
Age: 19 Earth years.
Years general gaming experience: The fate of the Galaxy is never a game.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Terminating citizens during their fantasies has been a long used practise, my own great sckeckda chose this method of death three centuries ago, so many, many years.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: The practise of Final Fantasy is no game.

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Does ruling half the Milky Way count? We had a forum of senators. I said jump, they said how high
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Your primitive computer systems are unable to connect to my native computational network, thus a link would be pointless.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? I would like to add Earth to my domain, and this place seems like a good place to start.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? An Orgy with humans? You disgust me!

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? I would glass LOCP, then glass the home towns of the offenders.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Randomly change the rules at a random interval. Make all rules punishable by banning, or death for the more extreme ones.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. Glass the other venues leaving EoFF the only place the survivors can congregate.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. I would instigate a constant game of something similar to Russian Roulette, with a victim being chosen every 24 hours.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I would. We Nilith have long lost our primitive computers, this would be an excellent opportunity to examine what our ancestors may have used.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?

The orbiting warships?

[Demon Dude]

Bio Information


Forum Name:demondude55
Real First Name:jake
Age:14
Years general gaming experience:10
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:10
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game:final fantasy 6



Short Answer


1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?no
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? even though i am new i had been lurking for about a year but my firewall wouldn't let me join or something like that i have warned lots of posts and 4 threads have been closed after i warned them.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?5 hours work


Long Answer


1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?(if i can close the forums down and ban people)if i can't do that ban lots of people and then unban them if there wasnt an offence

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. see what threads he views check his ip address and check his pms

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. make random accounts in other forums and advertise and put adverts in my sig for other forums i supose i could recommend this forum to other people and maybe if i can make an ad for other websites

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. make lots of new tournements with prizes and cheer people up with pms i'll also stop people insulting other people on the site.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). i would love to help on the frontsite as i have lots of knowledge about final fantasy and i know lots of safr programs plus stuff like the guestbook i know how to reconstruct and i would check for mistakes


Subjective Section


What makes you so special? Even though i am young i have been lurking on this site for a year or so i know most of the active members i'm usually active plus as i'm english i notice a lack of moderators on in the english mornings i could help that.
I am going to become a mod in my friends forum so i will get experience and i will sort out lots of problems.
As i stated earlier i have warned 4 threads that were posted within 5 mins and they all got closed and i haven't broken any rules yey.

[Fonz]

Cid's Knight Application
Yes, it is.



Bio Information

Forum Name: The Fonz
Real First Name: Colton
Age: 16
Years general gaming experience: Since I was 3 years old. I got my first gameboy at that age. Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: First played Final Fantasy 7 I think was when I was 7. Ironic, I know. Then after I completed FF7, I tried FF8 and loved it.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy 8



Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Dracoy. I modded for 2 years, but the site lost funding and had to be shut down sadly.
2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
I believe that I can help other members of this forum through my unique Fonzieness. I'm friends with most of the staff already, but so is everybody else, so yeah. To the point now; I want to help the site out because I've been here for a couple years now, and I feel like I could make a difference.
3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
As far as they'll let me.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? You can ask Psychotic that I'm quick to notice people spamming and notice when people have banned. I'd delete these acounts faster then God flooded the earth. Here's a picture as an example of what I would do to the spam accounts.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Set a trap in EoEO. Make the stupidest thread that'd make him completely pissed, and when he rants over it, ban him for flaming.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Get other members from other forums I go to for enjoyment. More big events for the site.
4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Make sure that the new people read the forum rules so they don't get banned quickly. No flaming the newbies! That'd be a killer rule. etc.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I'm taking Webmastering in school during fall so if I'm able to help with the site, I'd be willing too in anyway.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
I'm the god damn Fonz.

[Agrias]

Agrias' application.

Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Agrias
Real First Name: Alice
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 15 years
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 7 years
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy 6


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Green Dragon Forum's - Home I am still there.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? To moderate n00bs and eventually become Leeza's pupil

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Umm..I'd bake a wonderful cake...A body cake.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? -waves ban hammer- I say we strike decisively where it hurts the most. Right in the kisser! Pow!

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Use a PM or a usernote and somehow make that a trap where he spams

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. I'd use big banners and spam it up till i get banned for a while.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. I'd put on flashy sig's and avi's to make people laugh at me, not with me.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I would be willing to if bribed with cookies.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? I can do a cartwheel.