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[Del Murder]

Good answer. It was a trick question, and you got it. I like your style, Quina.

[Ouch!]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Ouch!
Real First Name: Zach
Age: 18
Years general gaming experience: 13-ish
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 10
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Tactics

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
It no longer exists. I was an administrator for its entire lifespan. I'm gonna go with the honesty is the best policy policy here; I totally abused my power by changing usernames and otherwise embarassing the members. It's cool, though. I changed 'em all back. I also knew everyone on the forum personally. It was a forum for my high school class.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
See, I've got a job application waiting for me at an GameStop not too far from here. I've even got a friend who already put in a good word for me. I've already been out of school for a week, and I've yet to go pick up the application. I probably won't. This leaves me with a lot of free time this summer. Boredom is probably also a good motivation, especially now that I don't play any online games to suck up my time.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
As long as I can stay away from the tentacles, I'm game for just about anything.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
It's a three step procedure that I used rather frequently when getting rid of unwanted people (i.e. people I didn't like) on that other forum I mentioned.
1. Ban them.
2. Change their usernames to humorous ones and edit their spam posts to make them look like idiots.
3. Close the threads, but sticky a couple for my own amusement.
I'm not sure that'd be anywhere near as amusing as it was when I actually saw the same people in school the day after I did it.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
Why wait for him to actually make such a mistake? Frame him. I'm sure I can find some obscure hentai porn to slip into his signature somewhere. If I used tentacles, people'd probably blame Kishi.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
Subliminal messages.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
Promote some more staff sanctioned spam threads.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I'm not entirely sure how useful I'd actually be, but if stuff needs to get done, I wouldn't be adverse to helping with what I could. It's not like I have anything better to do.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
I have a 32 inch vertical leap and nine foot standing long jump. I'm white, too.

[Christmas]

Need more Del and Quina here IMHO.

[Bert]

I THINK CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE MADE SUPREME RULER.

[Avarice-ness]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Avarice-ness
Real First Name: Ashley
Age: 21
Years general gaming experience: 17
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 13
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFVI

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
A couple, We can say I'm still active, but I can't say the same for the other 3 members.
2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Because I like lamers.* 'Cause no one is more annoyed than me 'cause of double posts... unless I'm making them. Plus I want to be able to put bold green font in peoples stuff. =D
3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
I'd go ALLLLLL THE WAAAAY~ But it really depends who I wake up next to the next morning to make me decide if Staff Orgy's are really the best idea.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?
I'd do this thing called "YOU'RE FIRED" but instead of firing them I'd ban them, and they would fear the day they crossed my path again!

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.
He posts, banned. =D... Well.. I'd prolly just stalk him, then accuse him of stalking me, and ban him for stalking.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I'd put a Stupid awesome flyer on random websites~ Or just make people join that I know, I've done it before I can do it again!
4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
I'M THE -BEEPING- MAYOR OF ZOZO, that answer should win alone.
5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I would, I like to ramble about things Final fantasy. I'm sure I can ramble better than any of them. > >;

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
I'm me and they're all not. >=[


*Avarice-ness does not condone lamers at all.

[Bert]

Bio Information

Forum Name: BERT
Real First Name: BERT
Age:21
Years general gaming experience:17 or so
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:10 or so
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII!


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? I DON'T THINK I HAVE. oh wait I was a admin on a RO forum for a bit but the site/server died everntually
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
I don't, and I know you don't want me to. I'm bored.
3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? ALL THE FREAKING WAY

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? ban who started it, or everyone. and suspaend everyone else from posting for 4 years.
2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. make a thread about monkies bums

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I would run around Guild Wars yelling "JOIN EOFF OR DIE CUZ PUFFY SAYS SO!"

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. monthly random bannings

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
Iw ouldn't because i don't play much FF anymore and there is no need for those evil frontsites.
Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
My mommy told me I was.

[bipper]

Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Bipper
Real First Name:Michael
Age:24
Years general gaming experience:20+ ? I played pac-man and robotron on my laser 128 computer. sexy.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience:19 played FF when it came out. I was like zomg I dunno what to do. Much like I still do today.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VI


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? GOEforums, Nhaven forums none of which are up

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? world domination and sexual harrasment

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? GOE!?

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Cut my losses and psychotic's throat

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. CK me.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. I would go on a hunger strike to raise forum awareness.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. make the staff porn fora public, like bert.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I love web page design.. the front site could use some beauty - and GOE.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special? lol I r GOES.



*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print. ( I read this, condone me softly )

[Dynast-Kid]

Bio Information

Forum Name: Dynast-Kid
Real First Name: Larry
Age: liek omfg 13
Years general gaming experience: Around...8, or whenever I got my N64
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 6
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy XII


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

I used to moderate at Genji's (R.I.P.) forum. But I stepped down because I was too busy with school junk. And no, i'm not still there. I don't think anyone is.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?

Bipper took the words straight from my mouth

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?

Depends on the amount of alcohol coursing through my veins, and if Kishi was there.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?

Ban first. Don't ask questions later.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned.

So many ways...I'd probably lure him into a thread about penguins, twist his words as to make him sound like a zoophile, and ban him for molesting animals. Or soemthing liek taht

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.

Join countless forums and whore EoFF everywhere. Especially on Fool's Gold...

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.

A Webcam in Void's shower

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

I'm useless with coding and such but content-wise, i'm quite an asset. Plus, I could totally come up with some spicy new color schemes!


Subjective Section

What makes you so special? I'm a cute wittle 13YO with a sassy attitude. Plus, i'm allergic to shrimp.



*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print. Damn, not fine enough...