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[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'm still the most gangsta so far. And what the staff need is a G like me to direct the lambs of this site to the slaughter house...

[Giga Guess]

Cid's Knight Application



Bio Information

Forum Name: Giga Guess
Real First Name: Tanner
Age:23
Years general gaming experience: +/-17
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: +/-10
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FF6


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Can't recall the name...it was a short lived forum operated by a former member here named Cloud_of_Midgar.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? 'Cuz Rubah's a sexy thang.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? You mean there's people who haven't...? I didn't realize Levian was that flexible...*winks*

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Roll up my sleeves and start IP banning.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Do we really need a reason? I think my finger may just *accidentally* slip.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. Start sending Spam showing many people attesting to how EoFF has improved their sex life, AND lowers teenage pergnancy at the same time. 'Cus we're that Badass.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Not sure. A word game forum, perhaps? Of course there's totally consenting sexing of random members...*Winks at Typhoon*

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). Unfortunately, I don't have near the knowledge or graphic design to be of any use.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
My very large.....sense of humor.


*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print. Or people who just cut and paste willy nilly with no regard for what they pick up.

[Anaisa]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Don't ask me questions you already know the answer to.
Real First Name:Luke
Age:16
Years general gaming experience:lots of years. lots.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Lots.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game:id just like to say does anyone else think that ff8 is the best ff?

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before?
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?I'm not tellin you my private business.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? To irritate all the little geeks, and the REALLY fussy moderators, who would say, "how evil!"

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go?
what are you talking about? how do you expect me to respond to stuff like that?

i honestly havent a clue what your talking about, REALLY

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation?id kick their heads off.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. well what a load of rubbish, what the hell? well you can easily find that out anyway. the moderators can figure that out easily.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.I'd tell everyone get with the programme... post your pointless crap elsewhere, eoff.Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members.
i "sometimes" just leave a smiley or somethin because if you havent got anything particuarly to say, and you dont wanna seem like your ignoring someone, its just like a way of saying "i hear ya" "i agree" see what i mean?
5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).Their really not up to standard, they need much, much, improvement. but, even still
I'm happy drawing butterfly's!

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
aint nothin unattractive about me! hahaha!


*EoFF Staff do not condone lamers who read fine print.you friggin bunch a saps!

[Quin]

Cid's Knight Application




Forum Name: Quin 'n' Tonic.
Real First Name: Arthur.
Age: 16.
Years general gaming experience: Roughly 6.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Roughly 6.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: I'm an FF whore. They're all good to me.


Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? Yes.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? No can do, missy. It be dead.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff?
Staff Porn. And the nifty little blue thingy. And..uhh...I want to make EoFF a better place?

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? Sister, I'd be starting the damn thing!

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? Sob a little, then wait for someone else to do something useful, and then copy them and take all the credit. Then ban Raistlin.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. Hack into his account (PM him asking for his password....he's not too bright, I hear), then send offensive PMs to all the staff...hang on. He does that already, doesn't he? Hell, just ban him for the fun of it.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues.
I would do this with everything I write.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. Ummm....I guess I'd have to stop my crappy spamming as much, and I know they'd enjoy that. Bastards. I'm banning you all ASAP for that.


5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
I'd be willing to try.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
The incredible amounts of spam I manage to shoot out my arse. I hear that's a good way to become a CK, y'hear?



That was fun.

[Denmark]

Cid's Knight Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Astos
Real First Name: Bobbert
Age: 19ish
Years general gaming experience: 18ish
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 17ish
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: ff1 lolz im dr une OR ff6 lolz im flyin mulit

Short Answer

1) Have you ever moderated a forum before? technically yes, actually no.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Staff? i wanna have a threesome with rubah and hsu duh.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy, how far would you be willing to go? i'd probably travel to england if i had to. none of this japan stuff though.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the users of LOCP decided to invade the forum, registering many accounts and spamming it up. What would your actions be in this situation? sabbatical.

2) Describe the perfect way to catch Raistlin slipping up so he can be banned. ask joel holmes to find something he finds insulting in some way, then take akumaou812's divine word as law of the land and ban the snot out of raisty.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the forum in other venues. wear an eoff t-shirt. i kinda wish i had one.

4) Detail what you would to heighten the enjoyment of the forum for existing members. disallow registration of more members. ban all who are looked down upon. delete fluffy puff. delete eoff 2005. invent a time machine and make all cool members go back to december 5th, 1999 and start again.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). frontpage is a microsoft application for stupid high school librarians who don't know html and think frontpage is just as effective. page and site have similar meanings on the internet. therefore, front site is dumb and thus i will not be a part of it. 'cept for the ff1 section. best website ever.

Subjective Section

What makes you so special?
I am 5,447,084 people. read more here.


*Denmark do not condone this application.

[theundeadhero]

The staff should post some follow-up questions now, based on answers that interested them.

[Del Murder]

So Quina, if someone was breaking the rules of the forums, yet they offered you a plate of cookies to look the other way, what would you do?

[Quina]

If I was looking the other way how could I eat the cookies??