Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches? - Page 6

Meat Puppet · 10-09-2006, 08:09 AM

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.

Odaisé Gaelach · 10-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Damn, I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've been slapped.

I know that one was when a girl complimented me on my beard, and I stroked her chin and said, "Well, yours ain't too bad either"...

...now I'm hungry.

Sparky · 10-09-2006, 04:45 PM

Are all of you stupid, women should be treated with respect no matter what they do wrong. Also, you all should be making the women sandwiches, wait my bad, you should be making them full course meals that would fill their stomachs.

Reles · 10-09-2006, 05:34 PM

If they prove that they're more of a man than I am, then I'll make them a sandwich, after that they can starve for all I care.

bipper · 10-09-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Rusty ^

I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely.

Woman! Make me a god damned sandwich, please!

Doesn't sound right. That please throws it all off!

~SapphireStar~ · 10-09-2006, 05:38 PM

what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.

StarChild · 10-09-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet ^

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.

go make me a sandwich! =)

I cook, and I'm pretty good cook, but when told to make a sandwich, I'll very politely make it for you and then shove it down your pants

not really.

Alive-Man · 10-09-2006, 07:01 PM

What is a women?

Meat Puppet Recognized Member Harpagruwa Hotel! Location: The couch doesn’t fold out	#41 Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.
10-09-2006, 08:09 AM

Odaisé Gaelach Ciddieless since 2004 Location: Ireland	#42 (permalink) Damn, I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've been slapped. I know that one was when a girl complimented me on my beard, and I stroked her chin and said, "Well, yours ain't too bad either"... ...now I'm hungry.
10-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Sparky Location: The endless Abyss called death	#43 (permalink) Are all of you stupid, women should be treated with respect no matter what they do wrong. Also, you all should be making the women sandwiches, wait my bad, you should be making them full course meals that would fill their stomachs.
10-09-2006, 04:45 PM

Reles casual mind slip Location: Lawrence, KS	#44 (permalink) If they prove that they're more of a man than I am, then I'll make them a sandwich, after that they can starve for all I care.
10-09-2006, 05:34 PM

bipper Why so serious? Location: Eden Prairie, MN	#45 (permalink) Originally Posted by Rusty ^ I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely. Woman! Make me a god damned sandwich, please! Doesn't sound right. That please throws it all off!
10-09-2006, 05:37 PM

~SapphireStar~ Banned Location: Matt Bellamy's pants ^^ (UK)	#46 (permalink) what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.
10-09-2006, 05:38 PM

StarChild Beg Borrow and Steal Location: <3	#47 (permalink) Originally Posted by Meat Puppet ^ Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown. go make me a sandwich! =) I cook, and I'm pretty good cook, but when told to make a sandwich, I'll very politely make it for you and then shove it down your pants not really.
10-09-2006, 05:39 PM

Alive-Man bend option Location: Nice.	#48 (permalink) What is a women?
10-09-2006, 07:01 PM