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[Christmas]

After that, you will meet the.....there really isn't any words to describe him. Here is a quote from our friend Bladen.

Originally Posted by Bladen

he'd be worse than PiP, Psy, Manus and Crash fused into one account person.

Remember to have your diapers on cause 90% of the population that see him for the first time will wet their pants. If you are the 10%, copy and paste this on your face.


HERE HE IS.

[Levian]

which is why , Aeris and Slut decides to flee on chocobos

and they flee to this silly cave with lots of caterpillars. and a turtle that will HEAL you when you touch the water around it.
How cool is that. no, seriosuly. How cool is that.

Then you'll reach South Figaro, which is actually kinda Southeast.

[Crossblades]

In South Figaro you meet this guy in the bar

[Christmas]

Originally Posted by Crossblades

In South Figaro you meet this guy in the bar

and he will slit his mama's throat for a nickel.



EDIT:Yes. Even for 5 cents.

[Levian]

but he doesn't take visa.

[Crossblades]

or checks

[Christmas]

But he might take dog food. But some say it is not for his dog....

[Christmas]

Later, you will leave town with Bitch Slut and Aeris and find a little cottage up north,



rumoured to be haunted.