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[Christmas]

How about we help this poor bloke here



Apparently her girlfriend had been taking too much drugs and fallen into a deep coma.

Ride your airship to the center of a random star shaped mountain, then jump. YES. JUMP!!! ALL THE WAY DOWN, and remember to shout "I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD AND PUPU RULEZZZZ!!!! BIG TIME!!!!"

[theundeadhero]

Actually your level will be too low for either of those Quests and you'll die a lot. The next right step would be to get

Fly to the town where the bird lead you after you first got the airship and the rest comes easy. You learn that Romeo here has been pretending to be a dead soldier writing letters to his yound lady. What a scoundrel, the necrofiliac!

[blackmage_nuke]

To find the letter writer go to Zozo and talk to this guy for rust rid (1000 gp what a rip off) and enter a cave where you will fight gold bears , but why you would fight a gold bear is beyond me, i'd rather melt it down and sell it for GP

any who continue on untill you find a switch (no sprite available), step on it (duh) and the storm dragon will emerge dont be fooled by its 16*24 sprite size (its actually bigger in battle) you could choose to run away untill you get the sad old guy to help you or you could kill it now,


your choice, and afterwards you get some shiny shiny shiny shi... no just 3 shinys will do armor! (actual armor not as impresive looking)

[Christmas]

Next, go to the tower of PiPism fanatics where mindless followers of PiP Kefka resides.



The old man will be there worshipping PiP Kefka. Take her with you and she will tell him that Cidism is the true path and old man there will be enlightened. He will join your party after that.

You can try climbing the tower if you want but it is said that PiP the Magimaster himself resides up there.

[blackmage_nuke]

that would be a bit hard considering we have not yet found her yet, unless you're one of the people who left to turn into this

but if you werent one of them you just fly your Falcon over to Jidoor (it was Jidoor right?) and go into the big house and talk to a few paintings. Some of them attack you with plants
and hot women
and one of them gives you a letter explaing the location of the thiefoops... I mean treasure hunter one of the paintings has a door that leads to a massive maze/fun house filled with paintings and such. At the end you find the little annoying girl , no I mean the NON slutty little anoying girl
as well as an ugly....thing?
and then you fight another painting which is a demon that can turn into a hot naked girl (even better than terra)face it who wants to go out with a radioactive girl...maybe him-he likes shinythings
afterwards the annoying girl joins and you get some more...MAGICITE!!!!

[theundeadhero]

It's always been my belief that the ugly thing is really Jabba the Hut.

[ljkkjlcm9]

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

It's always been my belief that the ugly thing is really Jabba the Hut.

it looks like a frog sitting in a bean bag chair
oh and even if shadow dies you still need to get relm that way

THE JACKAL

[blackmage_nuke]

it looks like a frog sitting in a bean bag chair

omg, i never noticed he was sitting in a bean bag chair, i thought those yellow things on the side were extremely deformed arms, it make so much sense now. (but he's still ugly)