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[Mirage]

Point taken...

[Misfit]

Originally Posted by SigmaMan ^

ok,this ones just absurd and made me wana go watch operah,(the dunes)enjoy.

WHM: Guys, just a heads up I don't have an healing magic, I am going to melee.
Me: lol that's funny. I'll just main heal (playing along assuming its a
joke)
So, the fight starts and I notice the WAR isn't being healed.

Me: wtf dude? Cure him!
WHM: Dude I don't have any Cure magic I told you!

So I immediatly stop enfeebling, stop meleeing, start curing and the WAR barely lives.

Me: Seriously man, jokes over. We can replace you if you're not going to
heal!
WHM: I DON'T HAVE ANY CURE MAGIC!!!

Note: Three exclimation marks makes your point really re-enforced.

Me: Mind telling me why?
WHM: I'm Shadow Spec^^

I.... ; ;.......(throwing up)

xD WoW ftw.
*runs away*


The only noob times I had in FFXI was when this character named "Eleni" started on my server. /sigh ^_^

Originally Posted by Del Murder ^

WAR is probably the second worst played job I've seen.

I'll show YOU a bad played WAR! *flexes*

[Miriel]

This one time, this awful n00b kept asking me "Are you alone?" What a freak!

[Levian]

Yeah, and this other awful n00b logged into my account and sent 30 PM's with that question to members here.

Yes, this is totally related to FFXI.

[SigmaMan]

had just started the game on the PC. Out in N. Gustaberg leveling War to around 5 or 6 and this other player asked me if I wanted to do a BCNM.

me >> What is a BCNM
Other >> its a BCNM, you get lots of stuff to make gil
me >> Sure, what do we do?
Other >> We wait for a friend of mine and then we go to the BC and kill the beastmen
me >> Sounds like fun!!!

a few minutes later, his friend shows up, and we form the party, make a plan, and start to follow this leader.

We come to a campfire thing and there are 3 quadavs walking around it. The leader says we have to wait till the fire lights up to get good drops. We wait, and finally it starts and we proceed to massacure the lowly Quadavs. I think we got some kind of equip or some crap.

Leader >> hope that we get some good gil off of this, I will sell the items and look you up to give you some of the gil.
me >> sounds good, I need it to buy new equipment.

So that is the story of my first BCNM fight.

<---- nOOb

[Ouch!]

That's the greatest newb story.

Ever.

[dodhungry]

that is just awsome

[theundeadhero]

You sure kicked the crap outta those BCNM monsters.