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[-Red XIII-]

someone asked me "can I have 10000 gil? im new."........ nuff said...

[SigmaMan]

might aswell add one,
Was outside of Windurst leveling my summoner and some random n00b comes up to me.

Me: *summons Carbuncle*
n00b: wut is that?
Me: H/o *finishes killing Yagudo and barely lives*
n00b: Ho???? im not a ho!1
Me: It means HOLD ON.
n00b: o wut is that blue squirrel?
Me: Its Carbuncle... And its not a squirrel...
n00b: its cool
Me: Yeah? I think its cute...
n00b: how hard is it?? i wanna kill it
Me: O___o You can't kill it... Its mine... My pet, if you may.
n00b: ooo i want one can i have it
Me: No... *dismisses Carby and procedes to run away*
Then the n00b went around stalking me, asking for help and gilz and stuff... *sigh*

[-Red XIII-]

Originally Posted by SigmaMan ^

might aswell add one,
Was outside of Windurst leveling my summoner and some random n00b comes up to me.

Me: *summons Carbuncle*
n00b: wut is that?
Me: H/o *finishes killing Yagudo and barely lives*
n00b: Ho???? im not a ho!1
Me: It means HOLD ON.
n00b: o wut is that blue squirrel?
Me: Its Carbuncle... And its not a squirrel...
n00b: its cool
Me: Yeah? I think its cute...
n00b: how hard is it?? i wanna kill it
Me: O___o You can't kill it... Its mine... My pet, if you may.
n00b: ooo i want one can i have it
Me: No... *dismisses Carby and procedes to run away*
Then the n00b went around stalking me, asking for help and gilz and stuff... *sigh*

XD!!! blue squirrl.... XD

[Fuego]

I had a noob try to sell me a hair pin that was only worth 2k (at most on AH) for 20k in his bazzar. He needed the money for a peice of armor that was only 5k. I told him to quit buggin' me to buy that crappy hairpin because i would never use it ... I felt kinda bad but damn, when someone says no thanks that should be the end of it ... don't badger peeps to over pay for your junk.

[SigmaMan]

ok,this ones just absurd and made me wana go watch operah,(the dunes)enjoy.

WHM: Guys, just a heads up I don't have an healing magic, I am going to melee.
Me: lol that's funny. I'll just main heal (playing along assuming its a
joke)
So, the fight starts and I notice the WAR isn't being healed.

Me: wtf dude? Cure him!
WHM: Dude I don't have any Cure magic I told you!

So I immediatly stop enfeebling, stop meleeing, start curing and the WAR barely lives.

Me: Seriously man, jokes over. We can replace you if you're not going to
heal!
WHM: I DON'T HAVE ANY CURE MAGIC!!!

Note: Three exclimation marks makes your point really re-enforced.

Me: Mind telling me why?
WHM: I'm Shadow Spec^^

I.... ; ;.......(throwing up)

[Miriel]

This is more newbie than n00b, but I always see newbies in the starting towns asking how to move their characters. xD

[Markus. D]

Originally Posted by Miriel ^

This is more newbie than n00b, but I always see newbies in the starting towns asking how to move their characters. xD

well, thats my story summed up in a matchbox *was one of those newbs*

[No.78]

Me too. I had a laptop and didnt know how to open the main menu to change to compact mode lol... I worked out that the toggle button on the mouse opened it, so I win. But I swear it wasnt in the manual.

Me: Mind telling me why?
WHM: I'm Shadow Spec^^

LOL, shadow spec?

I was invited to a dunes party ranging from 9 to 18 or so. Enough said there.