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[Old Manus]

I wished I actually had played FF8
Otherwise I'd spit rhymes faster than you could contemplate

[Jessweeee♪]

I WANT VOICE RECORDINGS OF YOU ALL RAPPING THESE.

[Rocket Edge]

SQUALL IS NOT A BALL,
SQUALL IS A SQUARE,
A SQUARE THATS NOT THERE,
ITS HARD TO REACT TO A HEAD WITH WEIRD HAIR,
LAID BARE,
I FLIP & I FLOP,
TO THE SOUND OF THE BOP,
IRON GIANT FELL ON THE CROP,
CULTIVATING STORY WHEN THE OCCULT WAS ON TOP,
NO I WONT STOP,
WASNT ULTIMECIA FINE?
OHHHH I WISH SHE WAS MINE!
IF I HAD A BUCK FOR EVERYTIME I THOUGHT ABOUT US,
BIG HOUSE ON THE DOLLET FRONT LINE,
DRINKING FINE WINE!
WHILE THINKING COMPRESSION OF TIME,
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
ITS NOT SUCH A CRIME!
THIS RAP IS OVER,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A LITTLE WHINE...

...

WHINE OVER,
IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG,
I'M MESSING UP MY SONG,
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!
I'M GOING TO STOP BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO A ROUT,
AS FAR AS THIS RAP GOES,
ROCKET EDGE SIGNS OUT!

[scrumpleberry]

Originally Bespoken by Jessweeee♪

I WANT VOICE RECORDINGS OF YOU ALL RAPPING THESE.

This is leg end. Also, cannot rap and haven't played VIII properly else would join in antics.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'm sorry guys for the delay. But we can still do this. So, let's get it rollin' son! Anybody that's still interested in gettin' in this competition, simply post a Rap. For those who already have, don't worry about it. We'll use that. I'll give everybody two more days to post a Rap and then we'll start the voting. DJ SPIN THAT !!!

[JodoBaggins]

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Originally Bespoken by JodoBaggins

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...

Lol, ok I see you wanna challenge one of the high ranks. Ok check it out.


You wanna know why they call me Typhoon because my flow is swifter than fast
You gonna slice my face like Squall than prepare for the backlash
I'm blastin' these competitors like I wiped up a Meteor cast
And it's comin' faster than Zell's My Final Heaven do the math
Ya' rhymes couldn't keep up even if you cast haste
And I don't play fair so every verse hits below the wast
It's too late now my mesmerizing flow got ya' mind frozen in place
And with this quick pace you don't exist like I'm compressing time and space
There's is no beginning, no now. or end
This Diablo's Dark Messenger delivered the final blow corrupting the spirit within
And after you realize that I have no reason to hide
Because I'm an Omega Weapon you could barely survive in my eyes
So tell me what's the reason for the hostility
Like I'm Squall and your Seifer attracted to me
I don't play that way so stay to the place and be safe no liar
These facts you face is put to waste when I blaze you with a Ifrit Hellfire
'Cause that's what it feels like when you step up to the mic
The crowds like Alexander's Holy Judgment and if you not hyped take a set 'cause I'm psyched
I live to feel the spotlight and take on anyone that can put up a good fight
So don't feel bad that you just got took down by one of the best be peaceful
Remember the name Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa



Alright, we have a lot of people here so I want everyone to tell us about all the raps here that you like. If we have any newcomers, feel free to post a rap or a comment.

[Shiny]

Rocket Edge has a superior rap.

Check it, her name is Quistis
She's so very vicious
Kills her victims with a whip
And leaves them in stitches
She's the cream of the crop
The blue mage that don't stop
Instructor of SEED who will always be on top