I'd have replaced Tifa's line with this:
"Listen, Cloud, I'm now going to say something that's going to annoy the living out of loads of people, who are so shallow that they never get over it, no matter how much they like or dislike the rest of this movie. But seriously, who cares? It's their loss. So here we go. Dilly Dally Shilly Shally. There, I said it. Dilly Dally Shilly Shally. Complaints? I'll say it once more. DILLY DALLY SHILLY SHALLY! Now if you can't get over that, I'm going to sing "99 Bottles of Elixirs on the wall" until we're down to "1 Bottle of Elixir on the wall". Got it?" |