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[Dragon Mage]

In the ancient forest when cloud goes to save the kiddies-
Kadaj: ...He's what you might call a black sheep.
Cloud: Said the grey-haired man to the blond. CUT

[boys from the dwarf]

vincent doesnt jump in time to dodge bahamut sins giant claw. CUT!

cloud dodges the stab and sephiroths sword gets stuck in the wall. CUT!

* in the lost city.*
marlene throws the sword to cloud and the handle hits him in the face. CUT!

cloud pouring water over denzel.
"ahh! my eyes!" CUT!

o.k. thats been done 100s of times before the "oh god...MY EYES!" but at least its still funny. just imagine these outtakes actually happening in the film and they suddenly become funnier.

EDIT:

different version of the running over denzel scene.

*cloud slides and doesnt do it in time to avoid hitting denzel.*

kadaj: oh my god you killed denzel!

yazoo: noooo! not denzel robot 87!...did i actually say a full sentence? wow all i usually say is "hmm!".

loz: weve gone through eighty-seven already? cloud you meanie! CUT CUT CUT!!!

and finally.

yazoo does the front wheel wheely and misses the shot then overshoots the wheelie and falls off. CUT! just imagine that happening!

[Griff]

During the Cloud vs. Sephiroth fight, Cloud simply kicks him in the crotch and knees him in the face. Sephiroth proceeds to cry for his mommy. CUT!

When Loz is supposed to throw Tifa and she lands on the wall, she instead goes through the wall. CUT!

Bahumut takes a huge crap on a running Midgarian, burying him alive. CUT!

Afterfilming for three days, the characters all act on impulse and throw Cait Sith towards Bahumut's Mega Flare attack instead of Cloud. CUT!

[Goldenboko]

During Cloud's First fight scene he can't pick up his sword
Cloud-"Damn two years off was too long! Damn oversized sword!"- CUT!

[Cookie]

Yazoo does the front flip on his motorbike and blows Cloud's head off... CUT!
Cait Sith is killed.... Keep Rolling!
Rude gets hit on the head by a giant TURD!...CUT!

[Genji]

When the team is throwing Cloud into the air, after Barrett lifts him up, he shoots cloud in midair. Cloud falls down and dies.

Barrett: Nahahahahaha...haha...naha...ha.
*long pause*
Vincent: You're such a bastard, you know that?

[cloud-freak21]

i am not good at this but i will try

when they throw cloud up in the air tifa forgets to jump and help him up leaving cloud free falling

[IceAngel]

And the mome rath Griff outgrabe:

Bahumut takes a huge crap on a running Midgarian, burying him alive. CUT!

LMAO! I love the wording!