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#65  Haha. Better than choco/mog... cactus! First Scene Sephiroth: I thought up a wonderful present for you... *awkward silence, slices through building*... Avon? No... *slices through another peice of stone*... Cloud: *mouthing line* Despair. Sephiroth:... Dick's Sporting Goods? CUT!!! Second Scene Cloud is cutting through the myriad of stone Sephiroth sent his way when he yanks his arm out to the side... Cloud: Aw, damn! Ow. Cut it! Cut it! I think I pulled something! Director's Muffled Voice: Go see if we have to pay worker's comp. CUT!!! Third Scene As Kadaj rides his bike towards the ramp a cactus runs by and he crashes to avoid it. Angry Kadaj coming towards the camera: I thought you said it was safe! You know afraid I am of this thing. *Cloud, Loz and Yazoo come squealing to a stop* Yazoo: What's happened? Kadaj: These idiots almost killed me with a cactus! Yazoo: You didn't hit the cactus? Kadaj: yeah, I didn't Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo! Yazoo: But cactii are a special part of this world! Kadaj: Hello, it almost killed me! Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz. Loz: *crying* Ok. *sniffle* Cloud: Um, can we get on with it. It's the fifth take now! Last time you thought you were gonna hit the divider... Kadaj: But THEY didn't tell me it was gonna be there! Cloud: It's an off ramp... * sighs and drives back to where he came from* Director: Let's do it over! CUT... Fourth scene * Vincent's walking past Tifa and Denzel* Vincent: where can I buy a phone? *slips and falls* Denzel: Who's that? Tifa: *cracking up* Vincent... you of all people! CUT! Fifth Scene Cloud holds Tifa's head and shoulders up, she wakes up abruptly. Tifa: Marlene! As she falls back Cloud is slightly distracted and she hits her head Cut! Horrible I know. Had to give my shot at humor. I fail *head droops*. If you made the last post, we prefer you to edit it instead of double posting ~hero |
10-17-2007, 08:01 AM
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 | *Last scene before credits* Zack: Hello, can anyone see me? *Cloud turns around* Who's there? Zack: Me, you stupid prick. You know, the guy who saved you from insanity Cloud: I really must go and see my psycatrist sometime. I must be going insane. *Rufus jumps off the tall building, lands in the net, but bounces out and lands on the ground, breaking his neck* *Phone rings, and Tifa answers* Tifa: Hello, Strife Delivery Service. We help pop your bundles of horror out at any time. How can I help? |
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10-17-2007, 10:12 PM
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| | Yazoo: I will not have you speak about mother that way Loz: Yeah, you meanie. Rude: Our apologies Reno: Yea, you're mom's cool... she's awesome in bed!*jumps and punches Yazoo while Rude does his thing* Rude: What happened to her head, really, Reno? *Reno gives thumb's up, Rude shakes head* Rude: You're sick. |
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10-28-2007, 07:12 PM
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 | *cloud is driving on his motorcycle to the forgotten city* Cloud: Veroooooooooom, verooooooooooom! -CUT- Take 2 *cloud on motorcyle* BLINDING LIGHT gets pulled back slips and falls on his head -cut- cloud what happened? Cloud: i dont know Aeris: sorry my fault, i was watching days of our lives Cloud: how? Aeris: hello! if i can talk to the living im sure i can find a portable tv Dir: TAKE 3 ACTION! BLINDING gets pulled back, then slips forward BANG bangs his head on a not yet dissapeared fenrir Aeris: oh im so sorry i thought i had him this time, buts its really hard to keep someone from falling when your not even facing them, are you okay cloud? Cloud:..... Aeris: CLOUD!? -CUT!- |
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