256 Final Fantasy VI puns

blackmage_nuke · 03-31-2008, 09:58 AM

0. A man was attacked and had his possetions stolen by a moogle yesterday. They say he got mogged

1. Why doesnt relm make any of the battle plans?
She tends to be abit sketchy on the details.

2. Locke equips a sword and Terra asks how much was that? And locke replies "it was a steel"

3. Why did Relm go to court when she painted on Strago?
She's previously had a few brushes with the lore

Your turn.
[zozo]Try to keep it clean[/zozo] *wink* *wink*

ljkkjlcm9 · 03-31-2008, 10:06 AM

4: What did setzer do to terra?
Oh he gave her lagomorph

That's all I could come up with at this random hour of the day

THE JACKAL

Heath · 03-31-2008, 12:35 PM

5. What's Cyan's favourite food?

A Doma kebab.

**Flying Mullet** · 03-31-2008, 01:01 PM

A pun thread? In the FFVI forum? Pure awesomesauce.

I can't think of any at the moment but I'll be happy to share any groaners as I think of them...

Avarice-ness · 03-31-2008, 10:52 PM

xD

Omg, I'm like chuckling quietly.

I can't think of anything, this thread wins. XD

bipper · 03-31-2008, 11:44 PM

After a long night of treasure hunting I got Locked out.

blackmage_nuke · 04-01-2008, 12:03 AM

7. The team went to the beach and some of them got sunburn. The UV rays damaged their Celes

Noctiluca · 04-01-2008, 12:45 AM

Here are some lame lines that probably aren't puns because I don't even know what a pun is.

Edgar tried to impress Celes with his crossbow but she shot him down!

Kefka soon learned Figaro Castle had an underground secret.

Terra didn't want her magic so she cast it away.

The Veldt sure filled Gau with Rage.

Edgar used the tool many times so he knew the Drill.

A scientist dropped some magicite and apologized for disturbing the piece.

Kefka knew how to make a killer drink.