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[fleetingsight]

28. What should you take when you have stomach trouble on an airship? Alka-Setzer.

29. What did the moogle say to the Zone Eater when it complained of being injured? "Suck it up!"

30. What was Locke's excuse when the party gave him all their magicite for a battle and he still lost? "Sorry, I was just too stoned."

31. (Ok, this one's a stretch, sorry. You can count it or not.) What was the name of the war that "reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and gremlins simply ceased to exist"? The War of the Mogwai

32. One day, the moogles invited Umaro to one of their dances, but when he got there, no one felt like dancing because Umaro smelled so bad. Finally Mog stood up and yelled "Dance, my friends! Dance like there's no Umaro!".

[scrumpleberry]

Oh my god you're brilliant xD

..

...I can't think of any

[fleetingsight]

Thanks, Scrumpleberry! And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"

[CelestialStarDust]

Originally Posted by fleetingsight ^

Thanks, Scrumpleberry! And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"

oh my gosh......

you are on FIRE.and brilliant.

i guess i'll take a shot....

40?41?:one night at the opera house,strago spotted a dancer that he thought was quite a-lore-ing...

[fleetingsight]

Thanks CelestialStarDust.

Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

Here's the link:
Puns with Punbaba

[Roto13]

Originally Posted by fleetingsight ^

Thanks CelestialStarDust. :)

Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

Here's the link:
Puns with Punbaba

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[Magixion]

41: What did the other characters yell at Mog when he was making fun of them? "Stop mogging me!" (Supposed to be mock, heh, kinda lame but I am trying! lol)

42: What did Edgar say to Sabin for rescuing him? "Thanks for Sabin my ass!"

[blackmage_nuke]

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"

Lol totally have to include that one.

so-
44. How do they describe the motion of the empire?
With a Vector diagram

The flash animation was awesome!!