Edgar Chainsaw Massacre?

Desert Merchant · 05-27-2007, 12:09 AM

So I recently started playing FFVI again and ever since the first time I played my favorite character was always Edgar, I donno why I just liked his character his design and the fact that he could use tools rocked.

But during this playthrough I noticed something kind of disturbing about Edgar...

He is kind of a sick SOB, think about it now...

Ok so first of all he uses "Tools" on his enemies... now I know everybody loves tools, everybody say "hooray tools saved me during the first parts of the game!!" anyway its the simple thought that this guy is running around torturing people with things like power drills and chainsaws is in its own right a little disturbing.... Reminds me of creepy movies like Hostel.

and second of all the guy hits on everybody... even six year olds... this is also a little creepy. I can just imagine Edgar in real life with a myspace profile luring young girls to meet him at South Figaro Inn on a dark night...

anyway I just wanted to bring this to everyones attention so next time your sitting around playing FFVI remember this

BEWARE EDGAR HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (evil laugh)

f f freak · 05-27-2007, 12:19 AM

AHH!!! Okay I'll talk. Edgar tricked me into meeting him down a dark alley and then used his "power tools" on me.

Mirage · 05-27-2007, 12:32 AM

there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?

scrumpleberry · 05-27-2007, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mirage ^

there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?

The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

Meh, I still like Edgar.

Desert Merchant · 05-27-2007, 02:17 AM

I thought Relm was 6

qwertyxsora · 05-27-2007, 04:29 AM

Relm is 10, not 6.

sockmonkey · 05-27-2007, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by scrumpleberry ^

Originally Posted by Mirage ^

there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?

The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

Meh, I still like Edgar.

He was just humoring the kid obviously.

Sagensyg · 05-27-2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by sockmonkey ^

Originally Posted by scrumpleberry ^

Originally Posted by Mirage ^

there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?

The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that.

Meh, I still like Edgar.

He was just humoring the kid obviously.

Yes...we..kind of already...um...knew that.

f f freak	#2 (permalink) AHH!!! Okay I'll talk. Edgar tricked me into meeting him down a dark alley and then used his "power tools" on me.
05-27-2007, 12:19 AM

Mirage bot Location: Interconnected tubes	#3 (permalink) there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about?
05-27-2007, 12:32 AM

scrumpleberry Location: in my scrumpleberry tree	#4 (permalink) Originally Posted by Mirage ^ there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about? The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that. Meh, I still like Edgar.
05-27-2007, 12:47 AM

Desert Merchant Location: Minnesota	#5 (permalink) I thought Relm was 6
05-27-2007, 02:17 AM

qwertyxsora Ivysaur! Leech seed! Location: Look in the tall grass	#6 (permalink) Relm is 10, not 6.
05-27-2007, 04:29 AM

sockmonkey	#7 (permalink) Originally Posted by scrumpleberry ^ Originally Posted by Mirage ^ there are no 6 year olds in the main cast. who are you talking about? The little girl in the matron/high priestess's room says "TEH KING SED HE WOULD MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or something like that. Meh, I still like Edgar. He was just humoring the kid obviously.
05-27-2007, 07:43 AM