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#481 Braised boa is where it's at. Right beside sword rat on a stick. What's with Tokita acting like he's joining your team? Why doesn't he actually join it? |
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| | Because he's having second thoughts after he joins you, and decides not to join because he's a coward and FuSoYa scares him. Speaking of FuSoYa, again, since Evastio missed my question after we answered the same one almost simultaneously... What's up with FuSoYa's long, gravity-defying eyebrows? |
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| | FuSoYa's eyebrows... are FALSIES!? And he left them in his pocket when he starched his robe. Or else they're his Lunarian antennae, which is silly, because everybody knows Lunarians don't have antennae; Martians do. If you play FFIV backwards, does it say "Tellah is dead"? |
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| | No, playing FFIV backwards says Cecil and Rosa get a divorce, Rydia goes through puberty backwards, and Kain's inner struggle becomes whimsically undecipherable. Why is it that Cecil didn't finish off the many many wounded, near-death soldiers he came across in Damycan to save them from the agony of living a half-life just long enough to die a horrible gruesome death, half-caused by blood loss, half-caused by starvation? |
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| | Because if he didn't, Rosa would break up with him, Edward would call him a meanie, Rydia would run off terrified and Tellah would call him a spoony dark knight, thus causing a mental breakdown which eventually leads to him being gay with Kain, and eventually, the end of the world. Why is Valvalis the only woman-fiend? |
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| | Because fire is very sensitive, of course. That's why it flickers about so much; it's nervous about being touched. What's going on in the cutscene after you defeat the CPU in the Giant of Bab-il in the DS version of FFIV? Actually, the answer to that might contain spoilers... even though I'm dying to know. Where did the characters from FFIV hang out in between filming scenes in the game? |
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