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#449  Probably that goofy old prude that kept getting frustrated with Edge's interminable spooniness ("to spoon" is 50s for "making out", which is why Gilbert is a "spoony" bard for trying to make it with Tellah's daughter, incidentally. But who can blame Tellah's daughter when Gilbert is the FFIV version of a rock star?). Things are actually getting done now, interestingly enough. Rydia of course will be let off on reduced charges and plea bargaining. Bahamut makes a better pet for her anyway. Just to clarify, I'm pretty sure there's this chancellor that hops around during the ending cutscene while Edge just faps on his throne to thoughts of Rydia and her summons. How much DOES a Namingway? (Get it? How much does it weigh?) Last edited by GreenBanana; 12-10-2007 at 05:10 AM. Reason: Clarification on answer |
12-09-2007, 05:48 PM
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| | Because when the time came to bring them over from FFIII nobody could find them. They say there are old staff members stuck in those bloody walls. That explains much of the supernatural phenomena that goes on almost on a daily basis at Square Studios. Random battles are actually attributed to the ghosts of the damned who are unable to pass on from this world into the next. Mommy, what does it mean when Cecil is on a tile and Rosa is on the same tile and they are hugging like that?????? |
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12-10-2007, 05:08 AM
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 | Why, they're inspecting each other's tonsils to make sure neither of them are sick, child. That's also the first step to make babies, generally. Sometime later, the stork brings the newly-made baby, and then Edge barbecues the stork with his awesome power of anger. Why are white mages unable to use mallets in FFIV like in FFI? |
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12-11-2007, 03:19 AM
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 | No, because the Church of Scientology would have sued Squaresoft into bankruptcy for using a Scientology term in the game without making the protagonist L. Ron Hubbard or making explicit mention of the "wonders" of their group. What would Rosa do for a Klondike bar? |
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12-13-2007, 07:28 PM
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