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[Captain Maxx Power]

Through the Dungeons he did go
On his own for a mighty stroll
Not one, or twice, but thrice did he slay
The evil of Zeromus on this day
And from this act he was able
Go down into the bowels of the unstable
There he met a grizzly foe
Of Lunar Fame and might to show
One by one he smote them all
Through courage and song and a Megalixor (work with me people)
And even the dragon who all said was hard
Fell to the might of this mighty bard
Until at last he stood in the prescence
Of a terrible foe who wasn't Penance
But still he was strong and some would say
That using the Grimoires was the only way
But with courage and steele our hero was victorious
And all through the land the word was glorious
"Cry from the rooftops! Shout out his name!
Edward the Bard has just won the game!"







Yes, that's right. The task that all said couldn't be done. Some laughed, others scorned, most were indifferent. But to those of you who say that no one is capable of redemption, I say to you; Pifflebock! Just look upon now, the "weakest" character in the game, defeating an enemy many quail at even with a full party of Mages and Fighters. Destroyed utterly and without question by a man who for decades was seen as a coward. But now no more. From this day on, all shall know his name...



You may commence your praise...

BTW Please check out my (hopefully) comprehensive guide on how to approach this mammoth task. Any suggestions/comments are welcome, but please email/PM me them if you must. Thanks.

[Necronopticous]

You rock my world.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

You rock my world.

^_^

[Rengori]

Wow. That's all I have to say.

[My name is...something..?]

Originally Posted by Maxx Power

Through the Dungeons he did go
On his own for a mighty stroll
Not one, or twice, but thrice did he slay
The evil of Zeromus on this day
And from this act he was able
Go down into the bowels of the unstable
There he met a grizzly foe
Of Lunar Fame and might to show
One by one he smote them all
Through courage and song and a Megalixor (work with me people)
And even the dragon who all said was hard
Fell to the might of this mighty bard
Until at last he stood in the prescence
Of a terrible foe who wasn't Penance
But still he was strong and some would say
That using the Grimoires was the only way
But with courage and steele our hero was victorious
And all through the land the word was glorious
"Cry from the rooftops! Shout out his name!
Edward the Bard has just won the game!"

Dude, you rock.
Good work on your endeavor.

[HowlingMonkey]

Dude. Can I worship you now?

[Fatal Impurity]

maxx power i annoint thee "god of ff4" enjoy the glory oh great master!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Originally Posted by HowlingMonkey

Dude. Can I worship you now?

You could worship me previously, but feel free to start now.

Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005

maxx power i annoint thee "god of ff4" enjoy the glory oh great master!

Thanks, I'll place it between my trophy for general greatness and my "Most Witty Pirate" certificate for '02.