porno book in FF4

Aurora_sword · 07-08-2005, 03:24 PM

you know, i have read this in a magazine, is it true that in the japanese version of FF4, you can get an item called the porno book? i think it has something to do with the secret programmer room.

IS IT TRUE? and if it is, can you read the book in the game? does it contain porn?

Sephiroth1999AD · 07-08-2005, 03:33 PM

Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine.

Then the screen goes purple and Dancing Calbrena music begins to play, and Cecil says "Whoa! I'll go blind!" That's about it. I like using it just before the final battle against Zeromus. You know, everyone is mentally preparing themselves for the last battle to save the world, and as a true Paladin, Cecil prepares himself by... opening up a porn magazine!

Meat Puppet · 07-08-2005, 04:28 PM

I bet it would be arousing.

Chaos Prophecy.Crash.. · 07-08-2005, 04:54 PM

.........Wow...

Sasquatch · 07-08-2005, 05:28 PM

I don't know how many threads I've started on this same topic. I always want to know if it serves a purpose, if you use it in a certain place, or give it to a certain person, or whatever.

My party has half a dozen "Smut" in their inventory...right up top.

Kawaii Ryûkishi · 07-08-2005, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

I always want to know if it serves a purpose, if you use it in a certain place, or give it to a certain person, or whatever.

Here you go: it doesn't.

DJZen · 07-08-2005, 05:37 PM

Kishi's right. Anyone who tells you otherwise should be truncheoned in the face right away!

Dignified Pauper · 07-08-2005, 05:41 PM

NO! If you go and fight 99 pink puff battles in a row (need 99 Alerts to do this) and then go to Cecil's bedroom and use the smut at his table, then you get Tellah ressurrected with 999 mp and 255 magic power! Not to mention, you get the super elite Ultima Sword for Cecil!

No joke, do it! It TOTALLY works.

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07-08-2005, 03:24 PM

Meat Puppet Recognized Member Harpagruwa Hotel! Location: Private Message Psychotic for it	#3 (permalink) I bet it would be arousing.
07-08-2005, 04:28 PM

Chaos Prophecy.Crash.. Banned Location: I get around	#4 (permalink) .........Wow...
07-08-2005, 04:54 PM

Sasquatch Banned Location: The Seventh Circle of Hell	#5 (permalink) I don't know how many threads I've started on this same topic. I always want to know if it serves a purpose, if you use it in a certain place, or give it to a certain person, or whatever. My party has half a dozen "Smut" in their inventory...right up top.
07-08-2005, 05:28 PM

Kawaii Ryûkishi Administrator Carcharo Don Megalo Don Location: Challenger Deep	#6 (permalink) Originally Posted by Sasquatch I always want to know if it serves a purpose, if you use it in a certain place, or give it to a certain person, or whatever. Here you go: it doesn't.
07-08-2005, 05:31 PM

DJZen HEIDEGGER SI MY BISHI!!!1 Location: Under your bed	#7 (permalink) Kishi's right. Anyone who tells you otherwise should be truncheoned in the face right away!
07-08-2005, 05:37 PM

Dignified Pauper Banned Location: Ed's Technicolor Nightmare	#8 (permalink) NO! If you go and fight 99 pink puff battles in a row (need 99 Alerts to do this) and then go to Cecil's bedroom and use the smut at his table, then you get Tellah ressurrected with 999 mp and 255 magic power! Not to mention, you get the super elite Ultima Sword for Cecil! No joke, do it! It TOTALLY works.
07-08-2005, 05:41 PM