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[boys from the dwarf]

wow! it really works!this ive got to see."sarcasm ends"what a stupid idea well at least you did a more realistic way to revive tellah than the aeris theorys and also picked a better character to revive than aeris.

[Aurora_sword]

Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine. Then the screen goes purple and Dancing Calbrena music begins to play, and Cecil says "Whoa! I'll go blind!" That's about it. I like using it just before the final battle against Zeromus. You know, everyone is mentally preparing themselves for the last battle to save the world, and as a true Paladin, Cecil prepares himself by... opening up a porn magazine!

... =D must be fun!

[Butz]

Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine. Then the screen goes purple and Dancing Calbrena music begins to play, and Cecil says "Whoa! I'll go blind!" That's about it. I like using it just before the final battle against Zeromus. You know, everyone is mentally preparing themselves for the last battle to save the world, and as a true Paladin, Cecil prepares himself by... opening up a porn magazine!

never knew about that, gotta try it

[KoShiatar]

Nothing to add if not that it's damn funny.

[Dignified Pauper]

wow! it really works!this ive got to see."sarcasm ends"what a stupid idea well at least you did a more realistic way to revive tellah than the aeris theorys and also picked a better character to revive than aeris.

He actually is the mutated by-product of Cecil's naughty business. It's because the Pink Puffs give off an invisible aura of radioactive micro-waves that caused Cecil's manhood to produce irregular oddities. But it takes a lot of them to do it. Hence, the 99 battles.

Ex freaking Dee!

[matt89]

Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine. Then the screen goes purple and Dancing Calbrena music begins to play, and Cecil says "Whoa! I'll go blind!" That's about it. I like using it just before the final battle against Zeromus. You know, everyone is mentally preparing themselves for the last battle to save the world, and as a true Paladin, Cecil prepares himself by... opening up a porn magazine!

What was the refrence to a porn mag in FF6j?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

In the Japanese version, Cayenne's "Book of Secrets" is a porno mag.

[Sasquatch]

Really? Cyan has two books, both on mechanical stuff--was there just one book in the Jap version, or was one of 'em the porn and one the mechanical book?