What's up with all this hating on fat chocobos, man? Just because the bird is fat, ya'll got to assume that he swallows things like swords, shields, and potions? Then he somehow, magically, is supposed to regurgitate it up like a slob, yet maintain their pristine condition?
You're all sick!
Obviously, the fat chocobo is a glutton, but give him a rest. Obviously, this bit about keeping all these valuable items safe, and not stealing them or charging you, is a sign that he wants to be a better person. Er, creature.
He's very popular; he's rich, and he's your friend. He knows that he is too bulky to survive as a Light Warrior, but he's offering his services to help you store your items practically for free. All he wants in return is a carrot. (He's hoping that a carrot diet, one at a time, will help him to lose some weight.)
Yet you, who were so immensley helped by him, still have to bash him like this. Ya'll are the pigs. |