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#1  FFI walkthrough.... NOW IN HIP HOP FORMAT!!! After I finish, someone else jump in with the next part. Like one of those "finish my sentence" threads. Light warriors of 4, destined to make the orbs shine Choose name and job now 'cause now is the time To fulfil the old legends and save the whole planet From the 4 chaos punks, so let's wrap this up like Drag Net We on the case now, rollin' through Coneria Gonna holler at the king, but man I think he ain't hearin' ya How you gonna send us out with 500 gil total? Oh and now we gotta save some stupid princess pro bono? Man, we can't afford no weapons, spells or potions on these wages When I find that punk ass Garland I'ma make scream for ages Alright king, we'll save your daughter, but she better have some booty We don't save no fat chicks asses if we don't get no loot, see? We gonna slide up north, give his stupid ass a driveby And LIT him up like Xmas day, I'll put my rapier through his eyes Hey I think we jacked him up for more gil than the king payed us But ah, look at that, the ho ass princess done played as We said we wanted LOOT, not some broken old instrument Ah well, no more worries, just bounce to the next continent We may not have no money, but we ghetto like that 4 dirty thugs of light, s**t it's rainin', where's a cave at? Okay, who wants to take a stab at it?  |
08-23-2005, 04:43 AM
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 | Hey Matoya you blind whitch I will loot you and speak sdarwkcab. Provoca has some pirates so there villagers all scream I wonder why there prices make me want to scream Bikke cussed me out so I will fight his pirates 9 Now hand over your ship cause I hear some elfs got a sleeping buety OMG its a boy! |
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08-23-2005, 01:09 PM
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| | Needs more cowbell. And rhyming, but mostly cowbell. I'm searchin' for answers to wake up sleeping fruity I hear Matoya's got good herb, I'll get that later, I'm on duty But I'll jack some ogres now, and make 'em run their gils 'Cause I want a whole quarter, but I gotta pay the bills This town is so expensive but I gotta rock that bling You'll see me in all silver 'fore I see that creepy king Who lives in the northwest castle with a whole buncha locked doors He says his crown's in the swamp cave, so go 'head and check all floors Yeah, whatever, that's no problem for the 4 thugs of light Except these muthaf****s keep poisinin' us, and we runnin' out of ANTIs! These b*****s keep on coming, there's more on their way too! At least there's some loot here, yo look! I got this sucka's shoes! But we won't stop 'till we're done, that's just how light warriors roll Now let's smack up these mages and sound their death toll We got what we came for now let's Jet like Li And bring this crown back to the king so we can get reward money |
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08-23-2005, 10:59 PM
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| | Yeah but that king says that he put e in this mess So I whoop his @$$ you know its true look its that whitch's eye I took it to elfland and tried selling it for gold but that shopkeeper would give me only a single piece of gold Matoya gave me some ghetto drugs It tasted nasty so I gave it to the prince he gave a start and now I get... A Key! B@$^@#%! |
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08-24-2005, 06:00 PM
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