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10-26-2005, 03:51 AM
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 | how freaking ironic that we are MC-ing a geek game from 15 years ago.... lol Anywho, i haven't played tha jank since probably 15 years ago, but i feel like retarding myself a bit by dropping some lyrical madness.... so i'ma steal the previously mentioned character select... So I'm strolling through the forest thinking bout some girls reject, when "Final Fantasy: Start new game" and i'm going what the F*** was that, And now theres 6 badass homies coming up lookin for respect and while they breathing down my neck, I look em over, check they specs, First we got this jock chilling out in neon red, muscles crawling down his body, he's lookin to bust some heads, said some ogres caught his brudda's now he wants to make em dead got a list ten pages long, of his kills n his street cred now the man looking tough and it's nice to have some back, So I pick up his number and tell 'em I'll call em back cuz in the days it's pretty common for a f***er to grip your neck and it's nice to have a monster standing behind, ready to flex and now we got some homie crawlin up silent, ninja style got crazy looking eyeballs and some nasty looking knives and I'm thinking this b**** could ghost pretty much anyone alive so I drop some appreciation and consider 'em for the ride then a shifty G comes calling, stallin me with a smile while he reaches round my pocket, taking discounts, five finger style But I'm vet G, experienced, So i kick him in the thighs, take him down, lay em flat, and tell him he best not try Cuz my gil be fat, and my belly be hungry, so a muthaF***a best not ever try n take my money else i bust em in they teeth, but this kid so money hungry he got the biggest skills in these hills, so I tell em we leave monday now this crazy kid comes callin, got a hat bigger than my caddy and this shrimp is lookin tiny, but he got game with his Magi just a flick of the wrist and his foes go up in flames and I'm thinking maybe, maybe, this kid n me could play some games so i call em out and ask if maybe he'd be willing to roll out with me n the boys and trash some f***in villains and he don't say nothing, but he aint frontin, guess thats just his style just nods his hat a little n gives me a gleam from his eyes now we got a chump, i don't give 'er a chance at first, but she just won't go away so i take a quick fist to her tooth and now she bleedin, but she aint crying, and i'm trying to figure why but a little MP later, she's lookin me with a smile and I'm thinking "damn girl, you a wimp but who cares. if you can keep my brothers rolling, then them F***as best beware" and last but not least, some stylin mutha f***as walkin and as he steps up he just don't wait for me to start the talking he say "not white, not Black, I'm mutha F***in red Like a trick a** b****es face when i go upside they head I keep my pimp cane tight and my pimp hand strong and with a feather in my hat you best know, we roll on" now you know unfortunately my caddy seats but four, so two of these sucka's is out of luck, but the four come back for more and off we head, high hills and low caves, like f***in explorers and the followings the story of how we roll, the f***in light warriors |
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