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#33  I skipped over that 'cause party selection is a personal choice and reccomending one party over another is what we like to call "flamebait". |
10-11-2005, 09:23 PM
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 | Light up the Crystal of Fire But it's only half over, don't be a liar. Get your @$$es back to the canoe and sail, to a cavern full of ice and monsters colored pale. Run through the dungeon, and don't look back, or else you may fall down through a crack! Get to the levistone and fall through the crack, make your way back and don't think to slack, Grab the stone and teleport out outside, Back to the canoe and get a ride, Off to the desert drier than a boot, keep moving as you follow your route, Hold the stone up to the light and soon you'll see such a sight, as an airship appears out of the sand, to serve your noble band, Hop on and get ready to fly, now keep going, there's no way you'll die. Land near a town that looks like it's in a pool, Now I'm finished, let someone else rap, fool! |
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10-11-2005, 09:46 PM
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| | Naw, just mention each basic class. Along with something ambiguous about only four of them being chosen, and the other two get caps popped in their a**es or something. |
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10-11-2005, 11:14 PM
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 | Attempt #1 Now get yourself spells for the next horrible smells The Dragon King tells of courage and wits So go find youself some orange grits. Youl find yourself dead without Rub and X So go buy yourself some BOD and sex. The Castle is right thur so land via air. You cant land right there so land somewhere. There's one small spot so land on the dot Before close to the lair Watch out over there! NAOCHO and HYDRA are tryin' to fight ya! Now take the mic or I'll hafta' smite ya! |
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10-14-2005, 04:01 AM
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| | So it's come down to this, the real test of might and wit The castle of ordeals, ready fire ice and lit and some soft couldn't hurt, 'cause although we get stoned This place won't get you high, so pay attention or get boned Turns out the crown we swiped is finally useful now So let's head on up by sofa and don't let your guard down! Navigate the maze and get yourself prepared to run Unless you feel like using up soft potions by the ton And when at last you best this test, when all your luck has been pressed You'll find there's one more fight before the rewards you can get And what do you get for your efforts? A nasty severed rat's tail There's not even enough here to make a f***in' rat flail! So go on back to see Bahamut and demand a goddamn refund The warriors can't waste their time on a crazy wild goose hunt But oh wait, hang on, we get rewarded just for this? If you wanted a rat tail I coulda got one at the nearest inn But now you get new jobs, your potential now revealed Time to get mad respect just like Oakie down at Creamfields Hey now my time is up, time to pass the mic Time to break it down when the beat goes like... |
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10-14-2005, 06:59 AM
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| | Head towards Gaia, you'll have to flya' Go buy ZAP! or maybe Blind Or else you'll just be left very very behind You look real good with your cool new things Huh? A small creature with wings!? Talk to the pirate Hardy har har har! The Caravans way way to far! So go to Onrac way west on track. Am I having a flashback! Theres nowhere to land so go out back And maybe you'll be able to backtrack Underhill that name gives me a chill So time for another thrill. Go talk to Kope who looks like Igopope. What about Unne you say You mean that guy whos shway? He talks about a SLAB. Oh what a drab! Capital letters mean Key Item So go over there and Find 'um. Go to the Waterfall the one thats not tall The waterfall is easy so you shouldn't struggle...not at all The waterfall looks like it was made by a Tyke! Now take the mic little Ike. |
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10-14-2005, 11:42 PM
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