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#17  Now it's time for my rhyme and you know it dope So get yo ass back on your little sea-boat And take your s*** and head on south-west If I keep this s*** up I'll be in a White Vest Head on to the town, where all around Is some water in a lake but it ain't too brown Head on inside and find the circle of sages Yo hold up b****, I didn't say mages! They'll tell you a story about those mother f****** fiends To destroy our world you know they're keen So talk to the all the sages and one will hand A canoe so you can travel all across the land But before you go across the river to the north You'd better buy some spells or you'll never reach the fourth Fiend, he's so mean, looks like a dragon on the screen But we ain't there yet so get yourself clean Now you don't need to use this wooden piece of s*** Just walk into the river and it'll give you a lift Go left, then up and then two rights Go faster b**** or you'll be here all night! Take another left and there you'll see Gulgu volcano rising majesticly So go on inside because now I'm through So some other fly sucker will tell you what to do |
09-09-2005, 01:47 AM
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| | DJ, FAST-FORWARD THE TAPE! Going on a field day, hunting down Warmech Consider the following as "tech" Masamune, full MP, etc, oh, f**k I forgot! Going on to the rumble He gets priority! WHAT THE F****** HELL? Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, and even LIF2 Just pray that ALL your partymembers survive Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, repeat. And Warmech's done for in 10 Turns! |
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10-07-2005, 09:09 PM
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 | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIND!!! Firsts things first walking on lava hurts But there's no enemies there, so do it if you're adverse To losing, now be chosing your route carefully There's tons of monsters here who'll select you out naturally So don't overcommit, retreat but don't quit Train in here and get more treasure 'til you kill with one hit Like your name was Vanilla, to be the number 1 killa' You gotta make it pure horrorshow, mi drougs, like this is Thrilla' Keep your eyes on the prize, but don't forget HP The lava takes it out of you, but don't get angsty The end is in sight when you reach the 8 ways Go left and kill the dragon who guards the armor of flames Next go southwest, you're almost at the end of this quest Only the fire fiend now can stop your conquest Forget about ice, just cast haste and protect Then (and here you have a sample of Chris Rock saying) "BLIIIIND THE B****!", so her hits can't connect You'll beat her in no time, then light one up again Now I'll pass this mic like a dutchie to my friend |
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10-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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