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08-24-2005, 09:03 PM
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 | I could take this key and shove it up your a$$ But the fact of the matter is I've got myself a task So I'll go to the cave in the ground below Where the mother f****** slime flow real slow And I'll open up the doors, on the bottom floor But beware mages there, cause they'll give you a war Now I'll take this bad a$$ group to the castle up above Where more treasures wait like an Iron Glove Then we goin to the town where we first began To help all the people, every woman, every man Round the corner in the castle, using the Mystic Key There's some fly s*** in there, for you and for me There's some TNT, plastique, unique Blow some s*** up, like some kind of freak Now I head to the castle of the elven lords Cause there's more gear there, but there ain't no swords But if you feel the need for something shiny Then the temple of the fiends will keep you keen Now after all this s*** is done I take the ship west for some more fun And I talk to the Dwarves who live down below There's some more treasure here that seems to glow And I head down south to a guy Nerrick Who'll blow up the ground before I can say Bo Derek And I head on through, to the sea so blue Now someone take the mic, cause I'm all through, fool! |
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08-25-2005, 01:22 PM
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 | Some Fools just said They ar getting torn apart by a stinkin Vampire This Stupid Unne gets in my face I say F((% off out of my way So I go to the shop and ther I find 32000 gil for a piece of armor So I say to my knight no way dude and we get in a fight and in the end we wind up where we started again. So I say Yo lets just kill the shop guy cause were ghetto YO! |
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09-07-2005, 10:17 PM
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 | To hell with this freak, run on home and play dracula 'Fore I shove a steak up ya @$$, pull it out and nail it back in ya 'Cause the Light Warriors is pimps sent to b!+(h slap all evil And on this pastey bat boy we about to get medieval So pimps up, hoes down, and now let's jack the sucka's ice Even in a dive like Melmond it'll get a good price But the town ain't getting well yet, so hold off on that barter They say the one to solve this tihs is some old man named Sarda But we can't go see the old man yet, no sir, no way 'Cause this rock lovin' fatass is lyin' in our way He says he wants some crystal, well shoot, we just ran out But he took our ice instead, man what we s'posed to pawn now? F*** it, stupid rock-head's gone, let's go and see grampa Just finish this and the girls'll wanna take our pants off He says here, take this crowbar, shoot, you know how we do Then it's back to the earth cave now we gonna get through We'll make our claim to fame now, and we'll be rollin' in the riches AW $#1T! IT'S A SKELETON! Run for it, you stupid b****es!!!!! Last edited by DJZen; 10-07-2005 at 10:15 PM. |
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