What have you done recently as my disciple that warrants me not beheading you?
I... got Misfit to watch Donnie Darko with Spiff?
AND I played Dynasty Warriors and killed a buncha people.
Why are you so boring?
Cause. I use up all my non-boringness sweet talkin yer MOM.
Why are you so boring?
Edit: Oops, someone asked that already.
Why are you taking so long to answer the question "Why are you so boring?"?
I was busy having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with Spiff's MOM.
If you could be a dictator for one day, would you take the chance and try to do a coup?
Not if it was only for one day, I'd probably be killed on the next day.
Black isn't a colour.
Or is it?
It's a
something that's all I know. Or care.
Ok heres an interesting one. How come you and I never get along in #eoff chat?
Cause everyword you say fills me with a burnnig hate that bleeds from every orafice in my body.