Eyes on YOU gets Funkay wit Pureghetto - Page 9

Doofhull · 11-02-2002, 04:00 AM

Did you really have to give me the mental image of Bleys spewing just now? >.<

Peegee · 11-02-2002, 04:02 AM

Just telling it how it is. Bleyz was spewing stuff out left and right. It was downright unjust I tell you. Socrates would've been crying in his grave.....errr, land of the minds.

Doofhull · 11-02-2002, 04:07 AM

If a giant banana walked up to you and declared, "I AM A BANANA!", what would you do?

Peegee · 11-02-2002, 04:09 AM

I would.....

omg lemme think. How big of a banana? If it were giant like 20 inches long, I would just eat it while it screamed in sardonic metaphors. However if it were super giant, like 30 inches long, I would be scared because it would probably rival certain unmentionables.

I would probably just kick anything > 30 inches. Yes. Hopefully it's not 30 miles high, at which point I would have to sick a spree of termites at it and witness the hollering for years on end. *sigh* stupid bananas.

Doofhull · 11-02-2002, 04:11 AM

The banana is as tall as you are. BUT!!

You have a giant spoon.

After futilely looking at the spoon and back at your cereal bowl a few times, lamenting, "Mah spoon is too big!!"... That's when the banana approaches. With this newfound knowledge... Do your tactics change?

Peegee · 11-02-2002, 04:13 AM

absolutely.

Now I have cereal in my arsenal. I would firstly rip the box of cereal into atoms, then recalibrate it into cereal. After this miraculous feat I will eat of the cereal until I am full, then dispose of the remainder in a safe, microwavable nuclear warhead. Setting the timer for 90 minutes, I will thus....

kick the banana, and sick a spree of locusts at it.

Doofhull · 11-02-2002, 04:14 AM

How would you eat the cereal? Your spoon is too big!

Peegee · 11-02-2002, 04:16 AM

oh of course....

I will take of the giant banana, and fashion a 'small' spoon from its contents (the removal of banana puddy will cause much discomfort in the banana, and much screaming, thus making my eating very undesireable to endure).

Thus, I will kick the banana and sick a spree of donuts at it.

Doofhull Former Staff Location: Vermont!	#65 Did you really have to give me the mental image of Bleys spewing just now? >.<
11-02-2002, 04:00 AM

Peegee Silly kid Location: Ontario	#66 (permalink) Just telling it how it is. Bleyz was spewing stuff out left and right. It was downright unjust I tell you. Socrates would've been crying in his grave.....errr, land of the minds.
11-02-2002, 04:02 AM

Doofhull Former Staff Location: Vermont!	#67 (permalink) If a giant banana walked up to you and declared, "I AM A BANANA!", what would you do?
11-02-2002, 04:07 AM

Doofhull Former Staff Location: Vermont!	#69 (permalink) The banana is as tall as you are. BUT!! You have a giant spoon. After futilely looking at the spoon and back at your cereal bowl a few times, lamenting, "Mah spoon is too big!!"... That's when the banana approaches. With this newfound knowledge... Do your tactics change?
11-02-2002, 04:11 AM

Peegee Silly kid Location: Ontario	#70 (permalink) absolutely. Now I have cereal in my arsenal. I would firstly rip the box of cereal into atoms, then recalibrate it into cereal. After this miraculous feat I will eat of the cereal until I am full, then dispose of the remainder in a safe, microwavable nuclear warhead. Setting the timer for 90 minutes, I will thus.... kick the banana, and sick a spree of locusts at it.
11-02-2002, 04:13 AM

Doofhull Former Staff Location: Vermont!	#71 (permalink) How would you eat the cereal? Your spoon is too big!
11-02-2002, 04:14 AM

Peegee Silly kid Location: Ontario	#72 (permalink) oh of course.... I will take of the giant banana, and fashion a 'small' spoon from its contents (the removal of banana puddy will cause much discomfort in the banana, and much screaming, thus making my eating very undesireable to endure). Thus, I will kick the banana and sick a spree of donuts at it.
11-02-2002, 04:16 AM