Eyes on You Survey Form 01) What is your real name?
Sean Christopher Thomas Harrison.
02) How old are you, and when's your birthday? I am 17 at the present, and my birthday is on the 3rd of April.
03) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
I'm 6'0, though I am unsure on my weight. <.<
04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
Last I checked, I was a dude.
05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?) College Student starting this September, the course being a 2 year Diploma in BTEC Gaming Design.
06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors) Naturally dark brown, dyed blood red, as for my eyes, somewhat brownish, though i've been told their purplish (O_o).
07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?2 sisters, one 21, the other 7.
08) Men: Boxers or briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, or thong?Boxers of course.
09) What is your worst habit?
Headbanging to music, my head will probably fall off one day.
Entertainment
10) What's your favorite video game? The Final Fantasy series, it's far too hard to specify one single favourite.
11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
Beating Penance in FFX, IT WAS FINALLY OVER! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Oh right, anyways....
12) Favourite TV show?
If Anime counts, then FLCL, if not, then The Simpsons.
13) Favorite band/musical artist?Oooh a toughie, I would say AT THE PRESENT it would be Killswitch Engage.
14) Favourite movie?Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
15) Favourite actor/actress?Samuel L Jackson
EoFF
16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?Originally it was to find some help on FFVI.
17) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
Nope, which depending on the circumstances, may be a good thing. <_<
18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?Anyone, and I would make them recite my awesomeness.
19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
I was originally neokeymaster, but it became terribly stale and outdated, so I changed.
Love
20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?At the present, no, I guess I kind of would, but it's not a major issue, if I meet someone, sweet, if not, meh.
21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
Knowing my luck, i'll probably end up meeting said person somewhere that makes me look like a complete douche.
22) What was the most awkward adolescent moment you've had with a crush?When I told an old crush that her skirt was weird, mind you I was 8 at the time.
Miscellaneous
23) What is the closest you've come to dying in your life?
An Asthma Attack back in 2002, I completely lost my breathing and went into Cardiac Arrest for 40 seconds, then spent 2 weeks recovering.
24) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far? On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
Hmm, I suupose it would be actually finishing school with semi-decent grades (a miracle, trust me). As for regret, turning down an offer to go to an Anthrax gig, oh man....
25) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?Jimi Hendrix, Dimebag Darrell, Osamu Tezuka, just those 3, no one else is awesome enough, and i'd simply ask them how do I achieve such godly amounts of pure greatness.
26) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?Make a Pizza I could eat endlessly.
27) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?My only other main hobby would be playing my Guitar.
28) Most embarrassing moment of your life? Hehe!Hitting a guy in the nose using a new pair of spiked gloves, then saying my little sister got me them.
Uhh...I shouldnt have said that, hey hey! wait a minu-
29) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
Finish College, get a job, an apartment, life off Pizza and coke due to sheer laziness.
30) Tell us your favorite joke.
My cousin telling me he thinks the Jonas Brothers are better than Judas Priest, oh man, still cracks me up today, man I made him cry so much, ah....memories.
Multiple Choice Form
1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:A) Mohandas Ghandi
B) Richard Milhous Nixon
C)Genghis Khan D) Neville Chamberlain
2) Greatest empire in history:
A) British
B) French
c) Mongolian
D) Roman
E) Japanese
F) Ottoman
3) Favorite FF7 character:
A) Barrett
B) Sailor Suit Barrett
C) Mukki
D) Bugenhagen
E) Palmer
F) Don Corneo
G) Dio
H) Mr. Dolphin
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job 4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you: A) Make a long thread on EoEo complaining about this horrible ordeal!
B) Realize that the reason you have such trouble with women/men is because you're actually gay/straight and abandon all pretense at being gay/straight!
D) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest.
E) Gather your postcode crew and ride around in a nicked skoda drinking white lightning and shouting at people
5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?
A) Don't touch it. It has probably been drenched in a wide selection of her fluids.
B) Post a thread on EoFF about how you returned the money and brag C) about your moral superiority for a week!
D) Use this money to buy volumes upon volumes of questionable anime.
E) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page!
6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:
A) Make contact with another one of your own in order to further solidify against the terrors of the internet,
B) Engage in polite conversation and rationally build a friendship,
C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer
D) Dress a teddybear in their clothes, and keep it forever as your own, stroking it lovingly throughout the day with a lustful look in your eyes
7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?
A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away
B) You're their inside man and you help them occupy the place, with them setting you up as the figurehead, you Quisling
C) Create a Ponzi scheme to make quick money so that you can buy EoFF and ban this plague, resulting in you getting 150 years in prison. Way to take one for the team!
D) Baton down the hatches with the last remnants of none perverted members in the safest area on EoFF, the video game music forum, and hold out until help arrives in the form of the regularly scheduled database crash
8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?" A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?”
B) Weep on the spot
C) Carry on like it never happened
D) Make a thread about your faux-pas later on EoFF
9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?
A) Post in the thread on SA and laugh at that Psychotic guy!
B) Take major offense and vow to leave EoFF, then come back in a week. I am NOT the JK Rowling of bad fan-fic. The guys on dA love it.
C) Laugh along and hope that they don't notice you on SA!
D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something!
10)Best fantasy series? A) Lord of the Rings. THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
B) Twilight! Do I dazzle you?
C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape?
D) The Chronicles of Narnia. Let me into your wardrobe!